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Haunted Vacations: Poltergeist House, Queen Mary & Buffalo Bill’s 🕯️😂 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 37
Oct 30, 2025

Haunted Vacations: Poltergeist House, Queen Mary & Buffalo Bill’s 🕯️😂 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 37

Happy Halloween, Burnt Ones! Today we plan your haunted vacation: renting the Poltergeist house (Simi Valley), sleeping near 150 ghosts on the Queen Mary (Long Beach), grabbing BBQ at the Texas Chainsaw Massacre gas station (Bastrop), and even staying at Buffalo Bill’s House from Silence of the Lambs. Plus: the highest-grossing horror movie world record (It beat out The Exorcist), the first horror film ever world record, and Vacation Rule #105 you’ll want to steal before your next trip. 🎟️ Thanksgiving in Paradise: We’re 27 days out from Wed, Nov 26, 2025—two Chip Chantry shows at Blue Note Hawaii (Waikiki). Get face-value tickets via Blue Note Hawaii or SunburntPodcast dot com (avoid reseller markups). Why hit play? 🧳 Haunted travel you can actually book: Simi Valley’s Poltergeist house, Bastrop’s Chainsaw gas-station cabins, Long Beach’s Queen Mary lore, and more. 🎥 Records & film nerd candy: IT (2017) box-office crown, The Exorcist’s long reign, and Méliès’s 1896 Le Manoir du Diable. 🍫 Seasonal vibes: Reese’s supremacy, Salt & Straw’s Great Candy Copia, and Halloween in Hawaiʻi memories. 📜 Vacation Rule #105: “Eat on your grandpop schedule” for a vacation win. New episodes weekly. Subscribe, leave a spooky comment with your favorite haunted spot, and we might feature it next time. 🌴👻 Chapters 00:00 Cold open: Halloween, haunted apartments & “ghost loans” 03:26 AI-slop & K-Pop “Demon Hunter” + Saja Boys bit 06:49 Costumes reveal: “lumberjacks on vacation” 08:24 Front-desk pool sketch 09:59 Ep. 37 + 27-day Waikiki countdown; ticket PSA 11:32 Hawaii trip getting real (+ Halloween/Hawaii tie-in) 13:30 Bret “Hitman” Hart costume → first Hawaii trip story 21:02 Candy talk: Kit-Kat/Twizzlers; Reese’s reigns 22:08 Salt & Straw’s Great Candy Copia obsession 27:01 Today’s rundown: haunted stays + records + rules 28:42 Salem, MA love letter (Hail Hubie Halloween) 30:29 Savannah, GA honeymoon & Spooky Steve hearse tour 32:14 Buffalo Bill’s House (Silence of the Lambs) rental 36:21 Texas Chainsaw gas station (Bastrop): BBQ + cabins 39:28 Poltergeist house (Simi Valley) ~$600/night (group it!) 43:36 Queen Mary ghosts (Long Beach): pool footprints, lore 47:51 Cooperstown haunted-hotel wedding story 49:39 Chip’s “haunted film locations” (Olsen Twinning) 56:09 The Good Book: Guinness segment kicks off 56:28 Highest-grossing horror movie world record 01:01:36 Thomas’s childhood "It" horror story 01:05:40 First horror film ever World Record 01:12:39 Vacation Rule #105 — Eat on your grandpop schedule 01:14:06 Outro setup #SunburntPodcast #ComedyPodcast #TravelComedy #HauntedTravel #Poltergeist #QueenMary #TexasChainsawMassacre #SilenceOfTheLambs #GuinnessWorldRecords #ITMovie #Halloween #Waikiki #ThanksgivingInParadise #VacationRules #Hawaii

Airport Divorces, Bungee Origins & Waikīkī Countdown 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 36
Oct 23, 2025

Airport Divorces, Bungee Origins & Waikīkī Countdown 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 36

Pyramid schemes (…from 5th-grade “success” booklets to laundry balls), airport “divorces” that save your vacation... and marriage, the OG bungee jump and Vanuatu land-diving, plus a 34-day sprint to Thanksgiving in Paradise (two shows, Blue Note Waikiki). Sunscreen ritual? Always. Drawer-packing? Required. Fiber? Don’t ask—just do it. Why hit “Play”? 🚗 Celebrity Road-Trip: Meet the Lake George superfan with a fleet of three “Family Truckster” wagons—vanity plates and Aunt Edna roof-prop included. 🛫 “Airport Divorces” Explained: The trend where couples split up inside the airport to cut stress, then reunite at the gate—plus Chip’s anti-airport-coffee rant and Britt Daniel (Spoon) at LAX. 📘 The Good Book (Guinness): • Longest inverted flight—Joann Osterud, 4h 38m (1991, Canada). • First modern bungee jump—David “Kirk(e),” 1979 UK—then back to the ancient Vanuatu vine-jump ritual (and the wild origin tale). 🧳 Vacation Rules That Actually Help: #82 Unpack the suitcase (and use the “dirty drawer”). #222 Fiber is your friend—start before you fly. 🎟️ 34-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise: Two Chip Chantry shows, Blue Note Hawaii (Waikiki). Tickets via Blue Note Hawaii or our site’s Tickets tab; we’ve also linked a local Turkey Trot 5K and Thanksgiving dining options for the week. Hit play for SPF-soaked escapism, practical travel rules, and a tropical-comedy vibe that’ll make you forget sweater weather. 🎧 New episodes every week — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt #SunburntPodcast #ComedyPodcast #TravelComedy #AirportDivorce #BungeeJumping #Vanuatu #WorldRecords #Waikiki #HawaiianShirt #ThanksgivingInParadise #VacationTips #GuinnessWorldRecords Chapters 00:00 Cold open + “Sha Na Na” pyramid bit & side-hustle jokes 02:00 Pyramid-scheme lunches → napkin triangles; 5th-grade “success” booklets 08:16 Laundry ball & “solar-powered clothes dryer” (rope) scams 11:33 Today’s roadmap: road-trip celebrity, airport divorces, Guinness, Buffett, rules 14:05 “Front Desk” hotel sketch (first tag) 14:24 Ep. 36 + 34-day Waikīkī countdown (Blue Note Hawaiʻi) 15:20 Beach hangs invite; Waikīkī family vibes 16:38 Ticket links: Blue Note Hawaiʻi + site (SunburntPodcast.com) 17:07 Warm-water chat; Chip’s first Hawaiʻi trip 18:03 Sunscreen slather ritual + Turkey Trot sign-up plan 18:42 Thanksgiving dining page on site; “one-stop shop” gag 19:51 Bit: re-publishing Thomas’s childhood “success” books 21:03 “Wallet full of wonder” riff 21:35 Weekend shows: Don’t Tell; Yakov Smirnoff in the suburbs 24:00 Flu-shot line story & the “jazzy” pharmacy guy 25:40 Vincent Price intrusive crowd-work idea; SNL/Hader aside 29:39 Road-trip with the Family Truckster (Lake George, NY) → fleet of three 37:17 Chevy Chase impersonator vs. Truckster—who ya road-trip with? 41:01 Planes/Trains segue; airport coffee rant 48:11 “Airport divorces” trend; 54% say they behave differently in airports 50:07 Travel styles; same LAX→HNL flight; wives meet; family on board 53:53 Crack open “The Good Book” (Guinness) 54:20 Longest inverted flight—Osterud’s 4h 38m upside-down record (1991) 59:10 First bungee jump (1979) → Vanuatu land-diving & yam-harvest origin tale 1:07:01 Would you bungee? (Hard pass.) 1:07:24 Vacation Rule #82 — unpack & use the dirty-drawer system 1:10:27 Vacation Rule #222 — fiber is your friend (start pre-trip) 1:12:22 Take more photos—and be in them 1:12:33 Jimmy Buffett “facts”: escape room → Aruba; star navigation bit 1:14:25 Outro + “Front Desk” button

Waikiki Thanksgiving Playbook, Elevator “Crime Scene” & A Big 9.5 Quake 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 35
Oct 16, 2025

Waikiki Thanksgiving Playbook, Elevator “Crime Scene” & A Big 9.5 Quake 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 35

Rain in Philly, drizzle in L.A., and 41 days until we trade jeans for boardshorts in Waikiki. In this one, we map your perfect Thanksgiving week on O‘ahu (step-by-step), survive a Jon Mulaney show seating disaster, get interrogated after a bizarre elevator ride, and crack open two delightfully Guinness records—plus our weekly “Vacation Rules” and a Jimmy Buffett Facts. Why hit “Play”? 🌺 Waikiki Thanksgiving Playbook — Day-1 to Day-3 guide: HNL → taxi vs rideshare, beach-bar first stop (Duke’s / Hula Grill / Moana Surfrider / Royal Hawaiian), ABC Stores floaties, reef-safe sunscreen, sunset catamaran, Diamond Head reservations, and the Turkey Trot plan. Real ticket PSA for Nov 26 @ Blue Note Waikiki (buy direct). 🎭 Crowd-Work in the Wild — Chip’s favorite “audience member” sleeps through his whole theater set—after demanding the show not be filthy. 📵 Mulaney Night Mayhem — Voice-memos at full blast, a spilled wine “wet-leg” incident, and the wildest row exit in San Diego history. 🔐 Elevator Interrogation — We step out of a hotel lift…and straight into questions from heavily armed security. What was going on on 31? 📚 Record Fan Delight — Martin Tovey’s 816 unique editions of the Guinness World Records (plus the largest GWR memorabilia stash). 🌎 The Big One — 1960 Valdivia quake (M9.5): 10 minutes of shaking, tsunamis across the Pacific, and even Earth’s rotation nudged. 🧭 Vacation Rules — #153: Talk to strangers (safely). #71: Appoint a “Trip Mom.” 🎵 Buffett Facts — Our totally real weekly Jimmy Buffett facts. Hit play for tropical-comedy escapism, practical Waikiki moves, and enough SPF-powered jokes to carry you to Thanksgiving in Paradise. 🎧 New episodes every week — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Hashtags #sunburntpodcast #comedypodcast #travelcomedy #waikiki #hawaiitravel Chapters 00:00 Cold Open + “Front Desk” bit returns 00:02:10 Ep. 35 kick-off + 41-Day Countdown to Thanksgiving in Paradise 00:06:07 Cloudy-day sunscreen and “slather” talk 00:06:41 Chip’s theater show: the anti-filth crusader who…falls asleep front-row 00:11:43 Mulaney in San Diego: anniversary date, “wet-leg” wine spill, phone chaos 00:18:29 The Hyatt elevator ride → lobby security grilling (what happened on 31?) 00:26:00 UCB/Comedy Deathray memories + Jeff Garlin stories 00:30:21 Waikiki 2025: why we anchor the trip with shows at Blue Note 00:33:04 Ticket PSA: buy direct (avoid reseller markups) 00:34:48 HNL → Waikiki: taxi vs rideshare, luggage, early beach check-in mindset 00:37:58 First stop beach bars (Duke’s / Hula Grill / Moana Surfrider / Royal Hawaiian) 00:41:22 ABC Stores floaties (already inflated) + ocean temps in November 00:43:25 Reef-safe sunscreen (don’t get burned on Day 1) 00:45:19 Sunset catamaran sail (open-bar options) + nightly sunset walk strategy 00:48:35 Diamond Head reservations, hike details (closed on Thanksgiving) 00:50:26 Thanksgiving morning Turkey Trot plan 00:51:26 Thanksgiving dinner options + why we book early (water-view picks) 00:53:01 Sunset + live music (Royal Hawaiian / Moana Surfrider) nightcap 00:57:17 “Good Book” segment intro — Guinness time 00:58:27 Martin Tovey’s 816-edition Guinness collection (& memorabilia record) 01:02:20 1960 Valdivia M9.5 earthquake: energy, tsunamis, Earth’s rotation 01:07:31 Vacation Rules: #153 Talk to strangers; #71 Appoint a Trip Mom 01:11:24 Buffett Facts (completely official, don’t look them up) 01:14:41 Outro + “Front Desk” tag

Yacht Rock Fiasco, 56-lb Beef Wellington & a 31-Mile Mermaid Swim 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 34
Oct 9, 2025

Yacht Rock Fiasco, 56-lb Beef Wellington & a 31-Mile Mermaid Swim 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 34

Elvis movies, storm-door royalty, and a “Boomer Fyre Fest” in Cabo?! Chip & Thomas pack this episode with tropical escapism and comedy: a collapsed yacht-rock festival, a Guinness-level Beef Wellington, and the longest mermaid-fin swim you’ve ever heard of. Plus two Vacation Rules you’ll actually use on your next beach week and the 48-day countdown to Thanksgiving in Paradise (Blue Note Waikīkī). Why hit “Play”? 🎸 “Woodstock of Yacht Rock”… canceled: Sunset Fest Cabo (Oct 24–26) loses most headliners (Loggins, Springfield, Christopher Cross, Alan Parsons), even Ambrosia, and gets postponed to Memorial Day weekend. The guys break down what went wrong. 🥩 World’s Largest Beef Wellington: Gordon Ramsay’s team built a 56-lb, 12-oz Welly from six steaks (yes, meat glue) and finished it with blowtorches. Welly belly explained. 🧜‍♀️ 31.13-Mile Mermaid Swim: Estonian athlete Merle Liven mono-fins 50 km in Miami’s Biscayne Bay (14h15m) and her team hauls 20 lbs of trash while she swims. 🧺 Vacation Rule #483: Do laundry mid-trip to “reset” your vacation—less rationing, more fresh fits. 😤 Vacation Rule #36: Vacations are too short to be angry (even when the room isn’t what you booked). 🦃 48-Day Countdown: Thanksgiving in Paradise is coming—surf lesson, turkey trot, and a circle-island day are on the docket. Hit play for SPF-scented laughs, island vibes, and the funniest Yacht-Rock autopsy you’ll hear this fall. 🎧 New episodes every week — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 “Front Desk” cold-open (hide-and-seek in Room 308) 03:16 Ep. 34 begins + 48-day countdown to Thanksgiving in Paradise (Blue Note Waikīkī) 04:01 Waikīkī plans: surfing lesson, turkey trot, and circle-island day 05:01 Big Toothpaste Rant (how ads made us over-squeeze) 08:10 Colored toilet paper & “Cleveland slather” bit 12:20 Sunscreen vs. sunblock vs. “suntan lotion” 28:00 Guinness Time kickoff 29:08 Giant Beef Wellington (why it’s so hard to nail) 32:17 56 lb 12 oz Welly; meat-glue & blowtorches! 33:41 New 2026 Good Book sighting (they’re still using 2025) 34:34 Mermaid mono-fin record setup (Biscayne Bay) 37:22 50 km (31.13 miles), 14h15m, 20 lbs of trash collected 40:23 Pitching our own “costume swim” world records 44:20 Yacht Rock Fest collapse intro (“Boomer Fyre Fest”) 45:06 Dates, billing, and the top-tier lineup that bailed 49:47 “Even Ambrosia dropped” + IG statements 53:16 Official word: postponed to Memorial Day weekend (reason given: recent hurricanes/flooding) 56:14 Tease: take a road trip with a celebrity impersonator (next week) 57:03 Vacation Rules segment begins 57:21 Rule #483 — Do laundry mid-trip 1:00:58 Rule #36 — Don’t waste vacation being angry 1:15:45 Title runner: “Cleveland Slather” sign-off + Front-Desk tag #sunburntpodcast #comedypodcast #travelcomedy #yachtrock #thanksgivinginparadise

A Cruise Nightmare, Too many Vampires & A Hotel Rule That Saves Friendships 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Ep. 33
Oct 2, 2025

A Cruise Nightmare, Too many Vampires & A Hotel Rule That Saves Friendships 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Ep. 33

A cruise-ship waterslide turns into a high-seas hamster tube, America admits we vacation to the same place over and over, and the UK sets a spooky world record for most vampires in one spot. Plus: the hotel-lobby restroom rule that saves friendships, and a ticket PSA for Thanksgiving in Paradise (55 days out!). Why hit “Play”? 🚢 Cruise Slide Chaos — Viral clip of a passenger stuck in a clear slide that juts ~11 ft off the deck and drops ~159 ft to the ocean; alleged ship ID chatter and how “escape hatches” actually work. 📊 Same-Destination Nation — Survey of ~2,000 Americans: about 1 in 3 go to the same vacation spot every time; the guys debate the pros/cons and their own “repeat haunts.” 🧛 Spooky Season Record — 1,369 people dressed as vampires at Whitby Abbey (2022), celebrating 125 years of Dracula; strict dress code, 5-minute hold to count. 🚻 Vacation Rule #254 — “No #2s in the room.” Why the hotel lobby restroom is your friend (clean, anonymous, saves relationships). 💳 Vacation Rule #211 — Get roommates to pay their share of the hotel up front (before anyone is sunburnt…or posting bail for a new pet monkey). 🎟️ Real Tickets Only — 55-Day Countdown → Chip Chantry’s Thanksgiving in Paradise at Blue Note Waikīkī (buy via our site or Blue Note; avoid reseller markups). Hit play for Sunsoaked laughs, island escapism, and practical travel rules you’ll actually use on your next beach week. 🎧 New episodes every week — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt #sunburntpodcast #comedypodcast #travelcomedy #waikiki #thanksgivinginparadise Chapters 00:00 Welcome & today’s tropical chaos preview (waterslide, world records, vacation rules) 00:00:55 “Front Desk” cold-open returns (thermostat bit) 00:01:15 55-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise + real-tickets PSA 00:10:50 Americans repeat the same destination (survey talk) 00:26:11 The viral cruise waterslide story setup (viewer discretion: “water-park trauma”) 00:27:13 Stuck over open ocean; 11-ft out, ~159-ft drop explained 00:29:02 “Do your own research” + alleged ship speculation; why slides shouldn’t go uphill 00:31:00 Escape-hatch fix (and why it didn’t help this clip) 00:38:47 The “Wiggler” bit (dark cruise humor lands) 00:50:46 World Record: 1,369 vampires at Whitby Abbey (rules + 5-minute hold) 00:54:44 Vacation Rule #254 — Use the hotel lobby restroom (save the room!) 00:56:46 Vacation Rule #211 — Collect hotel money up front (avoid venmo heartbreak) 01:02:28 Outro vibes & wrap

Budget Travel Hacks, Traveler’s Checks Explained & Zombie Movie Secret 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Ep. 32
Sep 25, 2025

Budget Travel Hacks, Traveler’s Checks Explained & Zombie Movie Secret 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Ep. 32

Sun soaked budget hacks, the surprisingly wild origin of traveler’s checks, a spooky Guinness deep-cut about Night of the Living Dead, and the smartest vacation rules we actually use. We’re also 62 days from Thanksgiving in Paradise at Blue Note Jazz Club — grab legit tickets via Blue Note Hawaii or Sunburnt Podcast site (skip resellers). Why hit “Play”? 💸 Budget Island Hacks — Google Flights alerts, fly mid-week, “shoulder season,” book direct, AAA, public transit, lunch-splurge, Groupon/Eventbrite, and the Costco play (rental cars + first stop for snacks). (13:13–33:41) 🏦 Traveler’s Checks 101 — 1700s letters of credit → AmEx modernizes in 1891 → 50s–90s heyday → why they faded, and how they actually worked. (34:49–41:00) 🎥 Spooky Guinness Gem — Most-appearing movie inside other movies? Night of the Living Dead (1968)… and the copyright goof that made it public domain. (43:10–49:45) 🦜 Parrot Genius — “Apollo” (African grey) IDs 12 objects in 3 minutes; the voice, the flash cards, the oddly soothing YouTube rabbit hole. (53:00–57:38) 🧭 Vacation Rules — #123 (group time vs me-time) and #328 (try the food… even with IBS—YOLO, not YOPO). (57:54–1:02:11) 🦃 Countdown: 62 Days — Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26 @ Blue Note Waikiki). Real tickets only. (01:30–03:30) Hit play for tropical escapism, crowd-work energy, and wallet-friendly ways to get your toes in the sand. 🎧 New episodes every week — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 Cold Open — budget travel, traveler’s checks, Guinness, vacation rules, Buffett Facts 01:10 Front Desk sketch returns 01:30 62-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise; ticket PSA (Blue Note / our SunburntPodcast site) 03:09 Flight prices up/down; same flight, different fares 03:30 Real-tickets reminder (avoid resellers) 03:49 Sunscreen ritual to set the tropical mood 04:53 Cabbage Patch horror dolls → comedy tangent 08:22 Weekends & baby’s “knock-knock… ‘funny’” joke 13:13 Budget hacks kickoff 14:18 Airfare: alerts, timing, mid-week 17:43 Shoulder season = fewer crowds, better prices 19:20 Hotels: compare on OTAs, then book direct 19:52 Points & miles; AAA discounts 21:00 Public transit & find where locals eat 21:29 Rental car math + grocery run meals 22:21 Lunch-splurge strategy; deals via Groupon/Eventbrite 23:23 Chip Tips (comedy: dine-and-dash, sand-castle shed, sailor-boy free meal) 29:10 Costco plays: rental cars & first-stop stock-up; $1.50 hot dog bit 33:41 PB&J = undefeated travel meal 34:49 Traveler’s checks deep-dive 36:09 1700s letters of credit → the proto checks 36:16 AmEx (1891) modern traveler’s checks 37:30 1950s–1990s: peak years; why they faded 38:08 How they worked: denominations & double-signature 43:10 Good Book (Guinness) segment opens 45:56 Record: most-appearing movie = Night of the Living Dead 47:17 Why it’s everywhere: public domain copyright slip 49:45 “Should we just run the whole movie next week?” bit 50:17 VHS piracy nostalgia; 3-movies-on-one-tape era 53:00 Parrot record — Apollo names 12 objects (St. Petersburg, 2023) 56:09 “Intelligence of a toddler,” 1.8M-follower channel note 57:54 Vacation Rules: #123 (me-time vs group time) 01:01:09 Vacation Rule #328 — Try the food (even with IBS) 01:02:38 Buffett Facts (the bit): steel-drum on call; “censorship” → “ship” 01:06:05 Sign-off vibes; Waikīkī warm-water daydream 01:08:22 Front Desk tag (remote complaint) #SunburntPodcast #TravelComedy #BudgetTravel #GuinnessWorldRecords #Hawaii

Overboard to Dodge $16K?! Cruise Chaos, Vacation Rules & Wingsuit at 62 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Ep. 31
Sep 18, 2025

Overboard to Dodge $16K?! Cruise Chaos, Vacation Rules & Wingsuit at 62 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Ep. 31

A wild cruise headline, the new “vacation rulebook,” and two gloriously exciting world records — all with Sunburnt jokes and island energy. We’re also 69 days out from Thanksgiving in Paradise at Blue Note Waikiki (buy through Blue Note/sunburntpodcast site only), and the boys just crossed 1,000,000 views 🎉. Why hit "Play"? 🚢 Cruise “Getaway”: A passenger with ~$16K casino debt allegedly jumps overboard, gets scooped by jet ski, and is later found ashore with $14K cash and five IDs — now facing possible $250K fine and up to 5 years. Chaos, but also… comedy. (Barbados stop.) 📊 Vacation Rule-Breakers: What “normal life” rules do travelers ditch? From inboxes to dessert-every-meal, we unpack the survey and declare our own rules for better trips. 🏍️ Record of Trust (and Terror): Longest two-person motorcycle jump — 121 ft, 8 in — and yes, she’s on the back. 🪂 Sky-Dad Goals: Oldest person to fly a wingsuit — 62 years, 55 days — two-minute flight over Norway. 🧴 Island Life Bits: ALF tiki mug enters the set, plus our “Front Desk” cold-open and a few buffet “facts” to close. 🎟️ 69-Day Countdown: Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26, Blue Note Waikīkī) — real tickets only. Hit play for tropical escapism, crowd-work level laughs, and practical vacation rules you’ll actually use on your next beach week. 🎧 New episodes every week — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt #sunburntpodcast #comedypodcast #travelcomedy #vacationrules #worldrecords #wingsuit #motorcyclestunts #hawaiianshirt #waikiki #thanksgivinginparadise Chapters 00:00 Welcome back + today’s tropical chaos preview 01:19 “Front Desk” cold-open returns (hotel desk bit) 01:56 69-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise + ticket PSA 02:53 We crossed 1,000,000 views — thank you! 04:01 New set toy: ALF tiki mug sighting 12:05 Cruise passenger jumps overboard to dodge casino debt 19:40 Caught ashore with $14K cash & five IDs; penalties discussed 33:50 “When is it ever OK to jump ship?” (satire) → into traveler-behavior survey 34:06 What rules we ditch on vacation (email, sleep, dessert, etc.) 46:05 Favorite vacation thing: sleeping in (and why) 53:33 Crack open the Good Book: World Records segment 55:03 Longest motorcycle jump with a passenger — 121’ 8” 1:02:07 Oldest wingsuit flight — 62 yrs, 55 days (Norway) 1:08:53 Vacation Rule #78 — one blackout night per person max 1:12:22 Vacation Rule #286 — keep your side of the hotel room clean 1:15:01 Buffet “facts” bit + Jimmy Buffett-adjacent silliness 1:17:20 Thanks, 69-day promo & ticket links 1:18:00 Big Fun Shirt giveaway mention & wrap

Key West Glow-Up, Underwater Yoga & Vacation Rules 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 30
Sep 11, 2025

Key West Glow-Up, Underwater Yoga & Vacation Rules 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 30

Soap-whittling Cub Scouts, Irish Spring rashes, and a “monumental” morning-show voice… then we get tropical for real: Key West’s Southernmost Point is getting a makeover, we debut Vacation Rules, and the Good Book delivers peak weirdness (21 underwater yoga poses in one breath). We’re 76 days from Thanksgiving in Paradise—Waikiki, we’re coming. Why hit “Play”? 🌴 76-Day Countdown + Waikiki 5K training — Peloton dad hits the streets; Philly run around Citizens Bank Park. (08:03) 👶 Perfect South Bay beach day — parking 40 steps from sand; baby tries to sprint into the break. (13:18) 🦆 Philly’s secret waterfront — FDR Park “Lakes,” Southeast Asian Market, two lifeguard chairs = nirvana. (15:17) 🎥 Hawaii freedive rabbit hole — spear-fishing channel zen → “resets your brain.” (17:34) 💼 The New Luxury Traveler — Ritz-Carlton/Marriott’s shift from white gloves to authentic cultural immersion (shoutout Tina Edmondson, “President of Luxury”). (20:10) 😂 Our… ‘immersive’ packages — blindfolded village drop, rhino-bait safari, and convincing a cannibal tribe you’re the rain god. (25:17) 📸 Key West’s Southernmost Point — pier + seawall repairs, “baby buoy” photo stand-in during the glow-up. (30:56) 🧭 Vacation Rules debut —  • #135: Plan meals to everyone’s budget (yes to PB&J/corn dogs). (38:03)  • #114: Souvenirs? Order at home on Amazon—no one will know. (39:59) 📘 Good Book (Guinness) time —  • 21 yoga poses underwater in one breath (Vietnam, 7/3/2020), ≥5s each, just under 4 min total. (44:27)  • Hottest temp ever: 134 °F at Furnace Springs, CA (1913). Coldest: –128.6 °F in Antarctica (1983). (49:00, 50:54) 🎟️ Real Tickets Only — Thanksgiving in Paradise, Nov 26 @ Blue Note Waikīkī (buy via our site or Blue Note—skip reseller markups). (54:33) 🎵 Buffett Facts (the bit) — Wizard of Oz + Jimmy = chill flying monkeys; “Margaritaville” vs Long Island Iced Tea Town. (57:27, 58:38) Hit play for SPF-50 laughs, Key West daydreams, and Guinness-grade oddities you’ll quote at the tiki bar. 🎧 New episodes every week — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 Cold Open — whittling hand, bar-soap nostalgia, Irish Spring rash 07:19 Front Desk returns: gorilla on roller skates, silly string, aborted proposal 08:03 76-Day Countdown → Waikiki + 5K training plans 09:00 SoCal September runner’s high 09:38 Philly run at Citizens Bank Park; stretching & pickleball-coach wife 11:28 Laundry-basket-down-the-stairs story (wood paneling saves the day) 13:18 South Bay perfect beach day; baby charges the waves 15:17 FDR Park “Lakes” + Southeast Asian Market, two lifeguard chairs 16:59 Nature “fractals” reset the brain 17:34 Hawaii spear-fishing freediver channel zen 19:25 Titanic-sub joke → New Luxury Traveler segue 20:10 Ritz-Carlton/Marriott pivot; Tina Edmondson, “President of Luxury” 25:17 Our “immersive travel” company pitch 26:08 Village drop challenge (van → 30 miles out) 27:07 Dragged as rhino bait (the anti-safari) 28:01 Rain-god audition with a cannibal tribe 30:56 Key West Southernmost Point renovations + “baby buoy” 33:18 Roadrunner fake-tunnel wall idea 34:24 Pedicure = “southernmost point” glow-up 35:30 Why Key West in 2026 (bridges, different world vibes) 37:24 New Segment: Vacation Rules 38:03 Rule #135 — Budget meals (PB&J BEATS daily steakhouse) 39:59 Rule #114 — Buy souvenirs later (Amazon to the rescue) 41:27 “Portugal Socks” (bit) 43:33 Open the Good Book 44:27 21 underwater yoga poses (Vietnam, 7/3/2020) 46:12 Record idea: most excuses for not doing yoga underwater 49:00 134 °F at Furnace Springs, CA (1913) 50:54 –128.6 °F Antarctica (1983) 54:33 Ticket PSA — sunburntpodcast site/Blue Note only; best sales week yet 56:19 Buffett Facts setup 57:27 Wizard of Oz + Jimmy = chill flying monkeys 58:38 “Long Island Iced Tea Town” alt-universe Margaritaville 1:00:17 Wrap, Amazon souvenirs; Front Desk tag #Hawaii #TravelComedy #KeyWest #GuinnessWorldRecords #SunburntPodcast

Mai Tais, Mile-High Mayhem & The Alton Giant 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 29
Sep 4, 2025

Mai Tais, Mile-High Mayhem & The Alton Giant 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 29

Sugar-free Slurpee “incident” at 7-Eleven (no comment 😉), a full-body Hawaiian Tropic slather to set the mood, and an 83-day countdown to Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26 · Blue Note Waikīkī). Chip recaps Portland, ME (Empire Comedy Club + lighthouse love), Thomas hits San Diego for a Duke’s-style Mai Tai… while the ocean is closed for, uh, “fecal contamination.” Then: a viral Mile-High story on a flight to Honolulu (in-seat shenanigans, FBI at the gate) and a double-dose of Guinness: the Alton Giant and the Goliath birdeater spider. Why hit “Play”? 🧊 Sugar-Free Slurpee Saga — a 7-Eleven dust-up sets the tone (00:00). 🧴 Sunscreen Ritual — instant vacation brain via Hawaiian Tropic (01:50). 🦃 83-Day Countdown — real ticket links only (our site / Blue Note Hawai‘i) and flight plans set (03:02). 🌊 Portland, ME → Salem, MA — Empire Comedy Club, tour-guide reunion, and Portland Head Light dreams (07:32–13:25). 🏃 Waikīkī Lighthouse & Turkey Trot — 5K link skepticism… so come run with us Thanksgiving morning (14:17–15:31). 🍹 Duke’s-Style Mai Tai at Jake’s Del Mar — perfect sunset, imperfect ocean (beach closures for bacteria) (17:12–19:28). 🍸 “Frat-Start Wednesday” — Titanic Tito’s pours, nuclear Jell-O shots, and a Sasquatch Maine-flag hat (22:00–25:25). ✈️ Mile-High? Or… nah — Minneapolis ➜ Honolulu couple, blanket, economy row, FBI meet-and-greet; does it even count? (26:18–37:08). 📘 Good Book Time — Robert Wadlow (8′11.1″), size-37 shoes, Alton Giant icon spread (44:22–53:19). 🕷️ Spider Season — Goliath birdeater up to 11″ leg span; monarch-snaring webs at home (54:15–59:08). 🌴 Buffett “facts” — real-feel 82°, barefoot Twister, and luxury-travel tease (1:00:00–1:01:55). Hit play for SPF-50 laughs, coastal escapism, and Guinness-grade weirdness you’ll retell at the tiki bar. 🎧 New episodes every week — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 Sugar-Free Slurpee “Incident” (7-Eleven cold open) 01:50 Basement Hawaiian Tropic Slather → Vacation Brain 02:20 Front Desk bit (Home-Alone supplies request) 03:02 83-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise + real ticket links 05:05 First-Time Hawai‘i jitters & family flights booked 07:32 Portland, ME show recap (Empire Comedy Club) 10:14 Salem walking tour → guide recognizes Chip from pre-pandemic gig 11:54 Lighthouse run: Portland Head Light awe + lighthouse-keeper fantasy 14:17 Waikīkī lighthouse & Turkey Trot sign-up doubts → “just run with us” 17:12 San Diego weekend → Jake’s Del Mar & Duke’s Mai Tai 18:41 Beach closures (bacteria) + sunset vibes anyway 20:45 Portland bar crawl → “Roma Paloma” at CBGB’s 22:00 Frat-Start Wednesday: heavy Tito’s + lethal Jell-O shots 24:59 Drunk-shopping win: Maine 1901 flag Sasquatch hat 26:18 Mile-High story kicks off (Minneapolis ➜ Honolulu) 29:08 In-seat blanket “shenanigans” vs. what really counts as Mile-High 34:14 FBI greets plane; Delta one-liners ensue 37:08 Open the Good Book 44:22 Robert Wadlow (Alton Giant) deep-dive 53:19 Applause for Bob; segue to… 54:15 Goliath birdeater spider & neighborhood web war 1:00:00 Buffett Facts (real-feel 82°, barefoot Twister) 1:01:35 Tease: a new form of luxury travel next episode 1:01:56 Front Desk tag & outro #travelcomedy #sunburntpodcast #hawaii #waikiki #hawaiianshirt

Going HARD w/ The World's Biggest Cruise Ship & a 29-Min Breath Record 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 28
Aug 28, 2025

Going HARD w/ The World's Biggest Cruise Ship & a 29-Min Breath Record 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 28

We’re going HARD this week: the world’s largest cruise ship just launched, travel prices to classic sunny spots are sliding, and a freediver holds his breath for 29:03 (yes, really). Plus: a burnt-one buys Thomas our made-up cocktail IRL (“The Early Check-In”) and Chip introduces you to Philly’s loudest mascot. We’re 90 days out from Thanksgiving in Paradise—come float in Waikīkī with us. Why hit “Play”? 🛳️ World’s Largest Cruise Ship — Royal Caribbean’s brand-new Star of the Seas (sister to Icon) is officially sailing; we geek out on its “neighborhoods” (Thrill Island, Chill Island, AquaDome, Surfside, Central Park, Royal Promenade & more). 🎡 Our “Better Neighborhoods” — Thrill Island Heights, the Gentrified Pop Deck, Little Bosnia, the Old Neighborhood, and… Bowfinger Corner (someone call Steve Martin). 🍹 Fan-Made Cocktail — A listener hand-delivers “The Early Check-In” (pineapple mimosa + room-key garnish) at a Hollywood bar. 🥁 Philly Elmo — A roaming drumline + full Elmo suit = street-party branding masterclass. 📉 Travel Deals Are Back — Year-over-year prices are down to Las Vegas, Orlando & Hawaiʻi—perfect timing for your Waikīkī plan. 📘 Good Book Time (Guinness) — Longest voluntarily held breath underwater: 29:03 (with an oxygen pre-breath). Unassisted mark: 11:35. 🔥 Literal Burnt One — Juggles three flaming torches for 5:02 on a Florida beach and nails two more records the same day (one-arm dead-hang juggling; 11 one-up back somersaults). 🌊 Buffett “Facts” — The bit returns: gills, tides, and island physics. 🦃 90-Day Countdown — Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26, Blue Note Waikīkī). Buy from our site/Blue Note (skip third-party markups). Hit play for SPF-level escapism: mega-ships, mini-ships (our genius “Star on the Sea” idea), and Good-Book chaos you’ll quote at the tiki bar. 🎧 New episodes every week — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 Hard-mode cold open, oil-paint riff & “we talk comedy + tropical travel” 03:08 Front Desk bit returns 03:35 90-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise invite 05:15 Philly Elmo drumline explainer 08:15 A burnt-one gifts “The Early Check-In” cocktail (pineapple mimosa + room key) 11:52 Breaking travel news → World’s largest cruise ship talk begins 12:08 Star of the Seas sets sail; sister to Icon of the Seas 13:56 Onboard “neighborhoods” (Thrill Island/Chill Island/AquaDome/Surfside/Central Park/Royal Promenade/Suite Neighborhood) 15:45 Chip’s new neighborhoods: Thrill Island Heights, Gentrified Pop Deck, Little Bosnia, Old Neighborhood, Bowfinger Corner 21:03 Back to the Future: The Musical, ice-rink shows & aquatic stunts at sea 22:48 Our pitch: the world’s smallest cruise ship (one passenger, four crew) — “Star on the Sea” 29:51 Travel prices down YoY (Vegas/Orlando/Hawaii) & TravelPulse running gag 37:08 Open the Good Book (Guinness time) 44:36 Breath-hold record — 29:03 with oxygen pre-breath; unassisted 11:35 54:49 Flaming-torch juggling on the beach — 5:02 + two bonus records (dead-hang juggling; 11 one-up back somersaults) 1:01:30 Jimmy Buffett “facts” (the bit) 1:03:36 Outro & Front Desk tag #comedypodcast #travelcomedy #cruiselife #HawaiianShirt #vacationvibes

Surfing on Fire, Brazil’s Beach Kings & Clothing-Optional Cruise Rules 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 27
Aug 21, 2025

Surfing on Fire, Brazil’s Beach Kings & Clothing-Optional Cruise Rules 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 27

Clothing-optional cruise rules you never considered (clothed in the dining room, not at the poolside buffet 😳), a pro surfer literally on fire in Tahiti, and Brazil’s sand-soccer dynasty. Plus: Thomas’s first-ever pedicure turns “hoof” into human foot and Chip’s tour plugs (Pottstown ➜ Portland, ME). We’re 97 days from Thanksgiving in Paradise—book through Blue Note Hawai‘i or our site, not those wild reseller pages. Why hit “Play”? 🚢 Clothing-Optional Cruise 101 — Bare Necessities’ 11-day charter (aka the “Big N-Boat,” Valentine’s week), Aruba/Bahamas/Jamaica; staff fully clothed; “exercise modesty” in port; yes, there are buffet rules. 🧴 Big Sunscreen Theory — When everyone’s sans swimsuit, SPF usage skyrockets (follow the money). 🧼 $19 House-Cleaning Ad Rant — The “fire your housekeeper” commercial that broke Chip’s soul. 🦶 Pedicure Redemption Arc — Thomas fixes foot pain with a first-ever pedi (sterile tools, tickle chaos, “applesauce” callus pile). 🏖️ Beach Soccer GOATs — Brazil now at 7 FIFA Beach Soccer World Cups (most ever). 🔥 Jamie O’Brien: Surfing on Fire — first to ride a wave while lit up, in Tahiti, French Polynesia (July 22, 2015). 🎟️ Real Tickets Only — Thanksgiving in Paradise Nov 26, Blue Note Waikīkī (avoid third-party markups). 🧢 Tiki Souvenir Joy — Sunken Harbor Club hat + fresh Big Fun Shirt vibes. 🎤 Tour Plugs — Soul Joel’s (Pottstown) and Empire Comedy Club (Portland, ME). 🎵 Post-Show Fun — Post Malone just turned 30 on July 4; Jimmy Buffett “facts” (the bit!) and more. Hit play for SPF-50 laughs, island escapism, and the most wholesome clothing-optional-cruise PSA on the internet. 🎧 New episodes every week — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 Cold Open: Welcome, topics & “Front Desk” bit returns 01:47 97-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise + ticket PSA (buy via Blue Note Hawai‘i / our site) 03:01 Family beach day: beach-cart technique, sunscreen slather, baby belly-slaps 04:58 “Tropical” Wilkesboro shows & burnt-ones spotted in the crowd 05:59 Tour plugs: Soul Joel’s (Pottstown, Fri 22) & Portland, ME (Sun 24 @ Empire) 07:47 Stamford, CT / The Office memories, Bobby V’s & Curly’s Diner 10:08 Clothing-Optional Cruise Deep Dive — Bare Necessities’ “Big N-Boat” (Valentine’s week) 12:06 Rules: clothes in dining room, not at poolside buffet; staff stay clothed 17:05 “Exercise modesty” in port; the no-swimsuit D-Day visual 25:08 Ad rant: “$19 cleaning” and small-business rage 27:30 Would Chip play a clothing-optional cruise? (double the rate, fully clothed) 30:39 Pedicure Story — sterile tools, toe “nooks,” ticklish chaos 39:40 The “applesauce” callus reveal & pickleball comfort win 41:20 Good Book Time — Brazil’s 7 Beach Soccer World Cups (new win this year) 48:02 Jamie O’Brien — first to surf a wave on fire (Tahiti, 2015) 52:44 Sunken Harbor Club hat + new Big Fun Shirt 54:21 Buffett “facts” bit and dreamer-pilot/boat talk 57:57 Post Malone turns 30 (July 4) 59:25 Wrap-up & “Front Desk” 311 callback Hashtags #SunburntPodcast #ComedyPodcast #TravelComedy #ClothingOptionalCruise #Tahiti #JamieOBrien #BeachSoccer #Brazil #HawaiianShirt #SunkenHarborClub #ThanksgivingInParadise #VacationVibes #IAmOne

Beach Boys, World Record Tsunami & the 4-Nail Madman 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 26
Aug 14, 2025

Beach Boys, World Record Tsunami & the 4-Nail Madman 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 26

Stuffed-crust banter, custom aloha drips, and the wildest “too-dangerous-to-print” Guinness feat you’ve ever heard. Chip & Thomas split coasts (Ocean City, NJ ↔️ SoCal) and still meet in the sweet spot where tropical travel and comedy high-five. Why hit “Play”? 🌺 Big Fun Shirts Arrival — Chip unveils Hawaiian #7 (one for every day) and we go full aloha-obsessed. 🏖️ Two-Coast Beach Report — OCNJ dawn patrol vs. baby’s first Pacific splash (plus the cursed beach cart + “reverse tank-top” sunburn). 🎟️ Giveaway Alert — Subscribe to @SunburntPod because we’re gifting a custom Big Fun shirt soon via a YouTube Shorts and you wont want to miss the opportunity. 📺 Vacation Reality Shows — Chip pitches “Temptation Island” (with Otis Williams of The Temptations), “Project Runway” (literally building a runway), and more. 🌊 Nature’s Flex — The 1958 Alaska world record tsunami: a 1,719-ft monster moving ~100 mph. 🛠️ Sideshow Legend — Harley the “professional lunatic” and the record so extreme Guinness won’t publish it: a bed of only four nails. 🦃 Island Plans — Just over-100-day countdown to “Chip Chantry's Thanksgiving in Paradise”; where to buy official tickets (skip the third-party markups). Hit play for SPF-level escapism: sunrise boardwalk bikes, South Bay baby waves, and Guinness-book chaos you’ll be quoting at the tiki bar. 🎧 New episodes weekly Thursdays at 8:00 — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 Cold-Open: stuffed-crust pizza & “lactose intolerance (of the heart)” 01:36 What’s inside today: new shirts, two beaches, 10-year milestone, Guinness & Buffett 02:04 Ten-Year Anniversary of working together (origin story nod) 10:03 Why we love the “good book” + Buffett bits (and why they’re growing the show) 11:07 Big Fun Shirts Arrive — Chip hits Aloha #7 (Eureka, CA shout-out) 25:33 “We were Beach Boys” — both hosts hit the sand last week 30:19 Baby’s first beach & the cursed cart (South Bay parenting on hard mode) 32:32 The “reverse tank-top” sunburn & baby-slap aftermath 35:00 Toddler ocean joy → not wanting to leave the water 37:33 Ticket PSA — buy through our site or BlueNoteHawaii (avoid pricey resellers) 38:35 Vacation Reality Pitches begin 39:18 Pitch #1: “Temptation Island” (Otis Williams goes full paradise) 40:39 Pitch #2: “Project Runway” (child-star survival = build an airport runway) 43:12 Pitch #3: “Love Is Blind Rage” (airport-meltdown speed-dating) 45:14 Transition → Open the Good Book (Guinness time) 47:16 1,719-ft Alaska mega-tsunami @ 100 mph 57:50 Bed-of-nails physics 101 (weight distribution) 59:24 The “four-nail” feat — Guinness says “too dangerous to publish” 1:02:28 Buffett Facts finale & outro vibes 1:07:58 Front-Desk Button Hashtags #SunburntPodcast #ComedyPodcast #TravelComedy #hawaiianshirt #OceanCity #GuinnessWorldRecords #JimmyBuffett #VacationVibes #ThanksgivingInParadise #IAmOne

Grandma Fight at Katy Perry?! + 69-Ft Sandcastle 😂🏖️ | Sunburnt Ep. 25
Aug 8, 2025

Grandma Fight at Katy Perry?! + 69-Ft Sandcastle 😂🏖️ | Sunburnt Ep. 25

Grandma brawls at a Katy Perry concert, TSA suddenly lets America keep its shoes ON, and Denmark builds a 69-foot sandcastle--crowned with a giant COVID spore. That’s just the first 55 minutes. Chip & Thomas toast Episode 25 with SPF-50 bliss, fresh Guinness-Book rabbit holes, and a 111-day countdown to Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26 · Blue Note Waikiki). Why hit “Play”? 🤯 Grandma vs. Katy Perry Crowd – chairs might fly (00:00) 🌴 Disneyland Deep-V Tan – Chip coins the “Uncle Mike” sunburn look (01:19) 👕 Hawaiian-Shirt Nation – why Aloha prints unite Phish & Goose fans (18:24) 🛫 TSA Ends Shoe-Off Rule – PreCheck panic & new airport humility ideas (37:10) 😱 Collapsed-Lung Comedy Hustle – Chip powers through a set, lands in the ER (39:02) 🏖️ World Record: 69-Foot Danish Sandcastle – 6,000 tons of sand + a COVID crown (54:45) 🏃‍♂️ World Record: Ping-Pong & Basketball Mile Records – Spain’s Christian Rodriguez does both (57:15) 🦃 111-Day Countdown – real ticket links, reseller warnings & Waikiki plans (09:47 & 14:56) 🎬 Naked Gon Hawaiian-Shirt Screenings save the comedy box office (16:45) 🐢 Jimmy Buffett Fact – how a sea-turtle pep-talk “created” eels (1:11:35) Hit play for SPF-soaked escapism, Guinness-grade shenanigans, and enough island energy to drop your blood pressure ten points—no footwear removal required. 🎧 New episodes every week — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 Grandma Meltdown at Katy Perry (Cold Open) 00:51 Basement Sunscreen Ritual 01:19 Disneyland Deep-V Tan & “Uncle Mike” Vibes 04:14 Should We Cancel the Show? Nah! 04:54 Guinness Book = Another Hotel Bible 07:56 “What Is This Podcast?” Mission Recap 08:47 Front-Desk Horse Prank Call 09:47 111-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise 11:13 Chip’s New Hour Takes Shape 14:56 Ticket-Reseller PSA (Real Links Only) 16:45 Naked Gun Hawaiian-Shirt Meetup Recap 18:24 Hawaiian-Shirt Nation: Phish, Goose & Beyond 20:34 80s Aloha Vibe & Thermostat Mindset 25:25 Winning Arguments vs Wearing Aloha 34:41 Big-Fun Custom Shirts Arrive 37:10 TSA Says Shoes Stay On (PreCheck Panic) 39:02 Collapsed-Lung Story & Road-Trip Era 42:30 Train Luggage Tetris with a Baby 46:01 Suitcase Max-Out & Vegas Carry-On Bliss 50:10 Backpack-Only Travel Flex 54:45 69-Foot Danish Sandcastle World Record 57:15 Ping-Pong & Basketball Mile World Records 1:11:35 Jimmy Buffett Fact 1:15:00 Waikiki Turkey Trot & Outro Hashtags #sunburntpodcast #comedypodcast #travelcomedy #hawaiianshirt #tsa #worldrecords #guinnessbookofworldrecords #jimmybuffett #thanksgivinginparadise #vacationvibes #iamone

World's Worst Water Parks, Vacation-Guilt & Volcano-Surf World Record 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 24
Aug 1, 2025

World's Worst Water Parks, Vacation-Guilt & Volcano-Surf World Record 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 24

Ace of Base hitches a ride to Applebee’s, six imaginary water-parks go straight to OSHA-jail, and a guy literally surfs down an active volcano at 28 mph. Welcome to Episode 24—118 days from Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26 • Blue Note Waikiki) and packed tighter than sunscreen in a carry-on. Why hit “Play”? 🚗 Ace of Base “Uber” Story – strangers pile into Chip’s car and pay cash for Dollaritas. 💦 6 Worst Water Parks in America – from James Cromwell’s Crazy Crawdad Creek (zero slides, Olympic-lap only!) to Aunt Flo’s Tubes of Terror. 😬 Vacation-Guilt Stats – 88 % of U.S. workers get PTO, nearly half won’t use it. Unlimited-PTO = corporate Jedi mind-trick. 💤 Nightmares vs. Perfect-Dream Let-downs – why waking from bad dreams feels fantastic. 🎬 Save Theatrical Comedy – Hawaiian-shirt meetups for the Naked Gon reboot (Sat Aug 2) + horror two-fer Together & Weapons. 🦜 Jimmy Buffett Deep-Cuts – seaplane crash survival & Jamaican bullet-holes (Bono was on board!). 🥥 43 Coconuts Smashed with a Forehead – Pakistan’s Mohammed Rashid sets a bruising one-minute record. 🌋 Volcano Surfing at 27.96 mph – Chase Boehringer rides ash in rural Mexico, slams a rock wall, soaks in glacial water, feels great. 🦃 Join Us in Waikiki – two comedy shows, nine-day beach hack; tickets at SunburntPodcast.com. Hit play for PTO pep-talks, SPF-50 laughs, and enough island energy to melt Buzz Bixby’s high-voltage splash-zone. 🎧 New episodes every week — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 Ace of Base “Uber-to-Applebee’s” Cold Open 00:38 118-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise Invite 03:37 Article: Six Best Water Parks in West Virginia 04:42 Building the 6 Worst Water Parks List 06:26 #6 James Cromwell’s Crazy Crawdad Creek 07:42 #5 Broken Waters (Pregnancy-Theme) 08:35 #4 Buzz Bixby’s All-Electric Waterworld 09:52 #3 “Please Subscribe” Water Park 10:10 #2 Saint Nick’s 28 °F Super Slide 10:57 #1 Aunt Flo’s Tubes of Terror 11:53 Vacation-Guilt & PTO Stats (Pew 2024) 18:18 The Unlimited-PTO Trap & Productive Rest 22:57 Murder-Nightmares & Waking Relief 27:10 Hawaiian-Shirt Screenings: Naked Gon 30:25 Meetup Details & Theater Hangouts 32:10 Horror Picks: Together & upcoming Weapons 34:43 Jimmy Buffett: Seaplane Crash & Jamaica Gunfire 42:06 Guinness World Records Segment Intro 42:58 43 Coconuts Head-Smashed in 1 Minute 44:55 27.96 mph Volcano-Surf Speed Record 47:28 Wrap-Up & “Stay Burnt” Front-Desk Bit #sunburntpodcast #comedypodcast #travelcomedy #waterparks #hawaiianshirt #comedyfilms #jimmybuffett #guinnessworldrecords #thanksgivinginparadise #vacationvibes #iamone Ask ChatGPT

Joaquin Phoenix Meltdown, Dog-Cruise Dreams & the Vegas Sphere 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 23
Jul 24, 2025

Joaquin Phoenix Meltdown, Dog-Cruise Dreams & the Vegas Sphere 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 23

Skittles-fuelled Joaquin Phoenix walk-out? ✅ Hawaiian-shirt red-carpet flex at the ESPYs? ✅ A Jimmy-Buffett dog-friendly cruise we desperately want to board? ✅ Chip & Thomas pack this one tighter than a Vegas pool party and keep the sun screened laughs coming while the countdown sits at 125 days to Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26, Blue Note Waikiki). Why hit “Play”? 🤯 Joaquin Phoenix & the Skittles-Scooter Incident – never mention pro-wrestling around him (00:00). ⚰️ Birthday Hawaiian Shirt vs. Surprise Funeral Plot – gifts from very different moms (01:28). 🩺 Game-Show Medical Results – how to deliver Quest Diagnostics with a drum-roll (02:04). 🎬 True-Crime Makeover – adding boinks, sound gags & Steve Harvey to Netflix docs (05:09). 🕶️ Suit + Sea-Turtles Shirt – Thomas owns the ESPYs red carpet, compliments flood in (14:08). 🎤 Chip’s First On-Stage Hawaiian – Philly crowd pops when the Aloha print hits the lights (11:27). 🎸 Backstreet Boys in the Sphere – 105 °F, 360-° visuals and Millennium-level nostalgia (20:09). 💵 The $20 Check-In Bribe – instant room upgrade; learn the “Vegas front-desk slide” (24:49). 🚢 Cruise News Double-Feature – LA tummy troubles outbreak vs Margaritaville’s dog-only sailing (30:20). 🐕 Rin-Tin-Titanic & Other Paw-puns – pitching the ultimate canine cruise movie (40:44). 🎟️ Saving Big-Screen Comedy – Hawaiian-shirt meet-ups for the new Naked Gon reboot (44:39). 📚 Guinness 2025 Arrives – 15 000-sq-ft bouncy castle & 910-balloon hour record (57:59). 🦃 Plan Your Island Thanksgiving – join the burnt-ones in Waikiki this November (1:03:40). Hit play for SPF-soaked escapism, cult-documentary silliness and enough island energy to cool a Vegas sidewalk. 🎧 New episodes every week – Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 Joaquin Phoenix Skittles-Scooter Story 01:28 New Birthday Hawaiian & Surprise Funeral Plot 02:45 Fake Game-Show Test Results Bit 04:40 “Burnt Ones” vs Alternate Podcast Names 05:09 Fixing True-Crime Docs with Wackiness 08:23 Daily Hawaiian Tropic Ritual & Island Mindset 10:12 Thanksgiving in Paradise – 125-Day Countdown 11:27 Chip Wears First Hawaiian On Stage (Philly) 14:08 Thomas’s ESPYs Red-Carpet Hawaiian Suit 20:09 Vegas Sphere Backstreet Boys Birthday Trip 22:55 105 °F Pool Day & Short-Rib Eggs Benedict 24:49 $20 Front-Desk Bribe – Suite Upgrade Win 30:20 LA–Mexico Cruise Norovirus Outbreak 32:10 Margaritaville’s Dog-Friendly Cruise Pitch 40:44 Rin-Tin-Titanic & Other Dog-Cruise Movie Ideas 44:39 Hawaiian-Shirt Screenings to Save Theater Comedy 50:10 Horror Pick Together & Weekend Movie Plan 54:45 Jimmy Buffett Cat-Stevens Docking Fact 57:59 Giant Bouncy Castle + 910-Balloon Record 1:03:40 Join Us in Waikiki & Outro Room-Service Bit Hashtags #SunburntPodcast #ComedyPodcast #TravelComedy #HawaiianShirt #VegasSphere #DogCruise #WorldRecords #GuinnessWorldRecords #BackstreetBoys #ThanksgivingInParadise #VacationVibes #IAmOne

$2M Anna Kendrick Pitch, Buffett Facts & Hawaiian-Shirt Record 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 22
Jul 17, 2025

$2M Anna Kendrick Pitch, Buffett Facts & Hawaiian-Shirt Record 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 22

Million-dollar brand deals, basement floods, and a plan to crush the Guinness world record for most people in Aloha shirts—all before lunch. Chip & Thomas are back on two hours of sleep and a gallon of Hawaiian Tropic, counting 132 days to Thanksgiving in Paradise at Blue Note Waikiki. Why hit “Play”? 💰 $2 M Anna Kendrick Ask – Thomas tries to hustle Pitch-Perfect cash out of nowhere (0:00) 🎭 Toad-the-Wet-Sprocket Hip-Hop Musical – Chip’s all-female, jukebox-free Broadway pitch (0:45) 🏚 Basement Flood Fiasco – cast-iron pipe explodes; epoxy fumes become a “mini-vacay” (17:14) 📘 2025 Guinness Book Arrives – immediate baby magnet & burnt-one inspiration (21:40) 🛹 Skateboard Across America – Chad Caruso’s 57-day Venice-to-Virginia trek (24:29) 🇮🇪 Skate-Tour of Ireland? – new Sunburnt goal (and ice-cream cows that won’t breed) (34:40) 🎆 TikTok Doom Spiral – cruise-ship expulsions, women-crying videos, and how the algorithm hijacks island zen (40:45) 👕 Hawaiian-Shirt World Record (1,254) – Orlando Solar Bears did it; the burnt-ones will beat it (50:10) 🐟 Phish vs Goose Peace Treaty – why a loud Aloha print diffuses jam-band turf wars (55:38) 🏝 The “Buffett Effect” – Jimmy’s chill allegedly cooled the planet by 1 °C (1:01:07) ✈️ Join Us in Waikiki – comedy, hikes, floating face-up in November sun—grab tickets now! (1:03:43) Hit play for Guinness-grade shenanigans, tropical escapism, and laughs juicier than a Solvang danish. 🎧 New episodes every week – Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 Cold Open – $2 M Anna Kendrick “deal” 00:45 Actor Mix-Ups & Toad-the-Wet-Sprocket Musical Pitch 08:28 Hawaiian Tropic Slather & Official Start 09:51 132-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise 14:08 Custom Big-Fun Hawaiian Shirt Reveal 15:07 Vintage Picnic Shirt & Wife’s “Old-Man” Crush 17:14 Basement Flood Disaster & Epoxy-Fume Vacation 21:40 The 2025 Good Book Arrives (Baby Approved) 23:44 Tropical World-Record Scouting 24:29 Skateboarding Across the USA – Chad Caruso 34:40 Ireland Skate-Tour Idea & Murphy’s “Magic” Cows 40:45 TikTok Spiral – Cruise-Ship & Crying-Video Nightmare 50:10 Hawaiian-Shirt World-Record Plot (1,254 Solar Bears) 55:38 Phish vs Goose & Aloha Concert Diplomacy 1:01:07 Jimmy Buffett “Buffett Effect” Tribute 1:03:43 Waikiki Invite, July 18 Philly Show Plugs 1:05:05 Front-Desk Wake-Up Call & Outro Hashtags #sunburntpodcast #comedypodcast #travelcomedy #hawaiianshirt #guinnessworldrecords #skateboarding #annakendrick #vacationvibes #iamone #thanksgivinginparadise The hosts share a **comedy** podcast in a tropical setting, with jokes and stories that keep you hooked. This **comedy show** is filmed in a studio, but ends with gorgeous **ocean waves** that make you relax. Subscribe for more **ocean** vibes and funny moments!

We're NOT Starting A Cult... Would You Join? 😂🎆🌺 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 21
Jul 10, 2025

We're NOT Starting A Cult... Would You Join? 😂🎆🌺 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 21

Sunscreen slathered, views past 100 K, and the sky literally exploding—Chip & Thomas celebrate Independence Day with rooftop fireworks, an ER “nub parade,” and a fresh batch of tropical-travel chaos. Then it’s on to: Why hit “Play”? 🎇 Firework Fails IRL – Chip watches Philly’s July 4th sky and the hospital entrance below fill with finger-re-attachment hopefuls. 👕 Hand-Sewn Hawaiian Flex – Thomas debuts a custom Big Fun Shirt (perfect pocket pattern-match included). 🦃 139-Day Countdown – Thanksgiving-in-Paradise Waikiki week: surf lessons, volcano hikes, and Chip’s brand-new hour of stand-up. 🙅‍♀️ “It’s Not a Cult!” – Aunt Linda-level recruiting spills into blood-relative jokes (and a totally voluntary Tuesday-night “ceremony”). 📚 Guinness Book 2025 Surprise – 2 hardcover “Good Books” ordered at 3 a.m.—record-breaking plans incoming. 🍹 Navy Grog Crime Lore – The tiki cocktail that (allegedly) fueled Phil Spector’s infamous night. 📸 Mug-Shot Smile Policy – Official Sunburnt stance: throw a grin (and maybe a wink) if you ever get booked. 🎬 Save Big-Screen Comedy – Organizing Hawaiian-shirt meet-ups for the new comedies opening weekend. 🎤 Chip’s Philly Dates – Live-Aid 40th-anniversary host slot (July 13) + hour preview at Next-In-Line Comedy (July 18). Grab a piña colada-scented SPF stick, smash Subscribe, and join the burnt-one brigade on the road to Waikiki. 🎧 New episodes every week – Subscribe & Get Sunburnt #SunburntPodcast #ComedyPodcast #TravelComedy #FourthOfJuly #HawaiianShirt #GuinnessWorldRecords #TikiDrinks #ThanksgivingInParadise #VacationVibes #IAmOne #notacult Chapters 00:00 Celebratory Slather & 100 K-View Milestone 01:00 Rooftop Fireworks Over Philly 03:05 “Nub Parade” at the ER Entrance 04:45 Civil-War-Ghost Theory 06:40 139-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise 07:50 Chip’s Hawaii To-Do List (Surf, Volcanoes, Hikes) 09:20 Totally Not a Cult… Aunt Linda Says Come! 12:10 Philly Shows Plug + Live-Aid Host News 13:30 Thomas’s Custom Big Fun Shirt Reveal 16:10 3 a.m. Guinness-Book Epiphany 18:45 Amazon Red-Flag & Cult-Supply Shopping List 22:00 Navy Grog: Tiki Drink with a Body Count 25:10 Mug-Shot Smile Doctrine for Burnt Ones 28:00 Tiki-Bar Violence—Viewer Corrections 30:25 Guinness-Record Challenge Teaser 32:10 Big-Screen Comedy Meetup Plan 34:00 Chip’s Upcoming Philly Dates & Hour Preview 36:10 Outro & Front-Desk Hot-Dog-Eating-Contest Callback

NYC Tiki Crawl, Frozen Zombies & Goose’s Record-Breaking MSG Jam 😂🍹🎸 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 20
Jul 3, 2025

NYC Tiki Crawl, Frozen Zombies & Goose’s Record-Breaking MSG Jam 😂🍹🎸 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 20

Two burnt boys, 48 hours, one mission: inject full-tilt island vibes into New York City, then ride that buzz to a 4½-hour Goose blow-out at Madison Square Garden. Why hit “Play”? 🍔 $5 Upper-West Chicken Sandwich – the tiki bar bargain that tastes like a Chick-fil-A fever dream. 🦈 Shark-Mug “Shark Snacks” Mai Tai – rum, tequila & apricot served Jaws-style at Tiki Chick. 🍹 Frozen Zombie Mystery Rim – crushed-candy? cough-drops? we still don’t know… but it’s deliciously dangerous. 🚪 Secret Door to Sunken Harbor Club – speakeasy ship’s-hull décor, ocean-window illusions & surf tunes under Manhattan. 🌋 “El Diablo!” Ritual – shout the drink’s name, lights go blood-red, entire bar cheers. 🦢 Goose Plays 4.5 Hours – longest single-artist set ever rumored at MSG; horns, Kate Bush cover, nonstop jams. 📵 Concert Etiquette 101 – why jam-band crowds crush phone use (and how to copy that zen). 🌺 146-Day Countdown – Chip Chantry’s Thanksgiving in Paradise shows at Blue Note Waikiki are selling fast—grab tickets! Hit play for tiki tips, comedy riffs and the opposite of doom-scrolling—pure sunscreen-scented escapism. Bars Visited: Tiki Chick - 517 Amsterdam Ave, New York, NY 10024 Zombie Hut - 273 Smith St #4739, Brooklyn, NY 11231 Sunken Harbor Club - 372 Fulton St 2nd Floor, Brooklyn, NY 11201 🎧 New episodes every week – Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 Weekend Recap & 48-Hour Tiki Plan 01:29 Hawaiian-Shirt Energy Hits NYC Streets 02:16 Positive Park Vibes in Central Park 04:04 146-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise 06:09 Outward-Bound Hawaii Trip (Rigid-Schedule Joke) 07:43 Lost-Hiker Excuses & Blair Witch Bit 11:06 Writers’-Room Weight Gain & Twizzler Tuesday 12:50 Heavyweights Movie Love 15:16 Tiki Chick: Shark Snacks Cocktail & $5 Sandwiches 20:24 “We Open Bars” Philosophy (Noon Starts) 22:30 Subway to Brooklyn & Zombie Hut Arrival 22:55 Frozen Zombie Taste-Test – Mystery Rim Debate 30:11 Secret Speakeasy Line for Sunken Harbor Club 34:38 Inside the Sunken Ship – Décor Tour 41:00 El Diablo Ritual: Bar Turns Red 47:00 Sunscreen Ritual & Hawaiian Tropic Scent Break 50:16 Goose at MSG – First Impressions 52:02 Jam-Band Culture & Phone-Free Crowd 55:38 Goose’s 4.5-Hour Marathon (Possible MSG Record) 59:56 Bringing Goose Energy to Hawaii Show 1:01:07 Future Tiki Tours & “Net-Vacationing” 1:03:13 Ticket Info & Farewell #sunburntpodcast #comedypodcast #travelcomedy #tikibar #hawaiianshirt #goose #madisonsquaregarden #vacationvibes #iamone #thanksgivinginparadise

Pineapple Problems, Spice-Girls Secrets & Goose at MSG 😂🍍🌴
Jun 26, 2025

Pineapple Problems, Spice-Girls Secrets & Goose at MSG 😂🍍🌴

Pineapple on a cruise? Turns out it’s more than a tropical vibe—it’s the swingers code nobody told us about. 🤯 This week Chip & Thomas finally reunite IRL (NYC!), confess junior-high Spice-Girls fandom, blueprint a “Ross’s Undress-4-Less” club, and lay down bullet-proof concert etiquette before catching Goose at Madison Square Garden. All while counting down 153 days to Chip Chantry’s Thanksgiving in Paradise at Blue Note Waikiki. Why hit “Play”? 🍍 Pineapple Shirt Shocker – Carnival cruise ladies mistake a festive print for a uncouth invitation. 👕 Custom vs. Thrift Aloha Shirts – Hand-sewn couture or Big-Island bargain bin? 😂 Ross’s “Undress-4-Less” – Discount club business plan you didn’t ask for. 🦃 153-Day Countdown – Grab those Blue Note Waikiki tickets before they’re gone. 👶 A Dramatic First – Thomas’s Spice-Girls concert confession. 🎸 90s Alt-Rock Rabbit Hole – Gin Blossoms perform an entire Goo Goo Dolls set (true story). 🎤 Spacehog Heartbreak – Chip misses In the Meantime by 30 seconds. 📵 Concert Etiquette 101 – Dress comfy, phones down, no deep-cut requests, groups ≤4. 🎟 Opening-Act Rule – How The Frey went from unknowns to main-stage heroes. 🦢 Goose at MSG Meetup – Wear your Hawaiian shirt & come say "CHIP!". Hit play for tropical escapism, stand-up-level laughs, and the most wholesome pineapple PSA on the internet. 🎧 New episodes every week – Subscribe & Get Sunburnt #sunburntpodcast #comedypodcast #travelcomedy #pineapples #hawaiianshirt #spicegirl #goose #msg #musictalk #vacationvibes #iamone #thanksgivinginparadise Chapters 00:00 Big-Apple Reunion & Goose Tickets Locked 01:15 Thomas’s Secret Spice-Girls Past 🤫 05:00 Hawaiian-Shirt Energy vs Gallagher Slander 07:30 Ross’s “Undress-4-Less” Shaddy Club Pitch 11:19 153-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise 12:04 Front Desk Sketch 20:25 Pineapple Shirt = What? Carnival Cruise Saga 24:40 Innocent Pineapple Enthusiasts + Knife-to-Pineapple Bit 29:05 Decoding Aloha-Shirt Symbols (Stop-Talk Roses, Teen-Wolf Trivia, etc.) 36:00 Duncan Sheik & 90s CD Store Nostalgia 40:45 Gin Blossoms Play Goo Goo Dolls?! 🤯 48:25 Spacehog “In the Meantime”—Chip’s Concert Tragedy 54:44 Concert-Etiquette Masterclass (Dress, Phones, No Requests) 1:00:22 Why You Must See the Opening Act 1:03:40 Goose at MSG Meetup + Farewell Big updates are coming to the podcast! The hosts are excited to share the upcoming changes and new direction. Stay tuned and Subscribe for more details on the show's personal development and the exciting podcast in english content ahead.

Hawaiian Shirts, Johnny Carson & a $100 3-pointer in Nebraska 😂🌴
Jun 19, 2025

Hawaiian Shirts, Johnny Carson & a $100 3-pointer in Nebraska 😂🌴

Hawaiian Shirt Packed? Check. Window-shade airplane drama? Check. Triple-land-locked Nebraska … and yet we still found pure tropical joy (plus a $100 Johnny Carson basketball challenge). From $800K combine joy-rides to RUNZA revelations and disco magician cameos!

A Mental Tropical Vacation From Your Problems | Sunburnt Podcast Ep 17
Jun 13, 2025

A Mental Tropical Vacation From Your Problems | Sunburnt Podcast Ep 17

This week the Burnt Ones fight anxiety with a one-hour "tropical brain-vacation": SPF Slather Ritual, Waikiki Welcome Order, Hawaiian-Shirt Gospel, Strawberry-Moon Rebrand, and a Brian Wilson tribute. Plus ghost stories and 167-day countdown to Thanksgiving in Paradise!

Quit Your Job and Sail to Hawaiʻi with a Cat 😂🌴
Jun 5, 2024

Quit Your Job and Sail to Hawaiʻi with a Cat 😂🌴

Hall-of-Fame Hero: Oliver from Oregon liquidates his 401(k), learns to sail on YouTube, and crosses 2,400 miles of Pacific with only a rescue cat for crew. Plus ambulance rage, sunset conversation killers, and 174-day countdown to Thanksgiving in Paradise!

New Tropical Cocktails 🍹🌴 & The Best Tropical Comedy Hang
May 29, 2024

New Tropical Cocktails 🍹🌴 & The Best Tropical Comedy Hang

TIKI TEST KITCHEN: Chip & Thomas each invent 5 brand-new tropical cocktails—from the Bahama Grand Mama to the Hawaiian Sucker Punch. Plus sun-scorched pickleball, neighborhood heroics, and view quadrupling updates!

The Best Tropical Comedy Hang 🏝️☀️! Summer Goals 🎯
May 22, 2024

The Best Tropical Comedy Hang 🏝️☀️! Summer Goals 🎯

Italian Market Festival day-drinking, Saint Rocco enters the Sunburnt Hall of Fame, summer goal check-ins, Tim Robinson's Friendship movie review, and Top-6 Vacation-Ruin Airplane Movies. Plus the Sunburnt 2025 playlist launch!

Private Island & Mother's Day Mishaps 😂
May 15, 2024

Private Island & Mother's Day Mishaps 😂

Ever fantasize about ditching real life for your own private island? We rank the trigger moments that would make us bail for a deserted beach: Chip's past as a Christmas stalker, speaker-phone zombies, Arctic windchill warnings, and health-insurance gotchas!

Bruise Cruises, Spooky Tours and Spooky Steves | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 12
Apr 24, 2024

Bruise Cruises, Spooky Tours and Spooky Steves | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 12

What happens when two brand daddies design vacations that should never exist? They come up with cruises that pack all the punches! Plus Chip reviews his most unforgettable haunted tours and defeats a troll while doing stand-up on a moving trolley.

World's Scariest Islands & Big Johnson Tees | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 11
Apr 17, 2024

World's Scariest Islands & Big Johnson Tees | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 11

Could you survive on Snake Island? Chip & Thomas dive into the real Brazilian snake nightmare… then invent 10 islands so cursed you'd gladly send your dentist there. Plus the glory of Big Johnson T-shirts and a heartfelt TED-talk on the lost art of mooning!

I Went to WrestleMania in Vegas?! 🌴🤼 | Sunburnt Podcast EP. 10
Apr 21, 2024

I Went to WrestleMania in Vegas?! 🌴🤼 | Sunburnt Podcast EP. 10

Thomas hit WrestleMania, Chip bought a brand-new Hawaiian shirt, and somehow dolphins and David Faustino made the rundown. Paradise has never been hotter!

I Visited Ronald McDonald's Winery & Ranked Beach Comedies | Ep. 9
Apr 16, 2024

I Visited Ronald McDonald's Winery & Ranked Beach Comedies | Ep. 9

Chip thought he was wine-tasting in peace—but he was in a clown house! Plus our Top-5 Beach Comedy Movies ever filmed, deep dive on Fast-Food character universes, and the most insane retreats you can actually book.

Admitting I'm a Hawaiian Shirt Guy & Writers' Room Weight Gain | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 8
Apr 10, 2024

Admitting I'm a Hawaiian Shirt Guy & Writers' Room Weight Gain | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 8

Thomas officially becomes a Hawaiian Shirt Guy, Chip pitches a Laugh Track App for real life, we talk about gaining weight in a writers room, Thomas eats literal trash, and we uncover a stinky scandal involving Danish hoteliers!

Brady Bunch Military Secrets, Monster Coffins & The Sunscreen Ritual Begins | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 7
Apr 8, 2024

Brady Bunch Military Secrets, Monster Coffins & The Sunscreen Ritual Begins | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 7

The Sunscreen Ritual has officially begun! We reach the shocking finale of The Brady Bunch's Hawaiian trilogy, discuss coffins for monsters, and Chip uncovers a long-hidden military secret that connects the Brady Bunch to a war!

Vincent Price Island and The Brady Bunch Curse | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 6
Apr 3, 2024

Vincent Price Island and The Brady Bunch Curse | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 6

What smells like paradise, haunts like Vincent Price, and ends with a real Val Kilmer story? A breakdown of Episode 2 in the Brady Bunch Hawaiian trilogy, the very real power of sunscreen therapy, and a haunting question: Who's scarier in a cave?

Sunburn Rebrands, Chip Joins Jackass, and a Jared from Subway Shocks Thomas | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 5
Mar 28, 2024

Sunburn Rebrands, Chip Joins Jackass, and a Jared from Subway Shocks Thomas | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 5

Chip attempts to rebrand sunburns as a lifestyle, gets uncomfortably close to Jared from Subway, cozies up to the Jackass crew in real life, and we debate Flat Earth, The Truman Show, plus a dramatic Brady Bunch Hawaii recap!

Oahu's Best Excursions & The Bro-Mosa: A New Boy Brunch Star | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 4
Mar 21, 2024

Oahu's Best Excursions & The Bro-Mosa: A New Boy Brunch Star | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 4

A bold new brunch drink is born: The Bro-mosa! Plus O'ahu excursion ideas, Thomas gets pulled into FOX's Rescue: HI-Surf, we make a pact to watch Brady Bunch Hawaii episodes, and Philadelphia faces a seasonal allergy monster!

A Perfect Waikiki Morning and RAD 80's Movie Icons | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 3
Mar 14, 2024

A Perfect Waikiki Morning and RAD 80's Movie Icons | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 3

We break down the formula for a perfect Waikiki morning, dive into baby's birthday parties and bounce houses, discuss the fashion risks of wearing dead people's clothing, and Chip recounts his true encounter with the star of a legendary 80's BMX film!

Rub-a-Dub-Dub, Chip and T-Bone in a Tropical Comedy Tub | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 2
Mar 7, 2024

Rub-a-Dub-Dub, Chip and T-Bone in a Tropical Comedy Tub | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 2

Rub-a-dub-dub, two dudes in a pod! Chip and Thomas dive deep into the joy of soaking with your boys, the insanity of children's stories, tropical comedy bash excitement, and the ultimate mystery of the butcher, baker, and candlestick maker.

WE'RE ALL GOING TO HAWAII!!! | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 1
Feb 28, 2024

WE'RE ALL GOING TO HAWAII!!! | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 1

The very first episode! Chip Chantry and Thomas O'Brien launch their tropical comedy podcast with big dreams, bigger laughs, and the wildest idea yet: What if we all just moved to Hawaii? The beginning of the Sunburnt journey!