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Mai Tais, Mile-High Mayhem & The Alton Giant 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 29
Sugar-free Slurpee “incident” at 7-Eleven (no comment 😉), a full-body Hawaiian Tropic slather to set the mood, and an 83-day countdown to Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26 · Blue Note Waikīkī). Chip recaps Portland, ME (Empire Comedy Club + lighthouse love), Thomas hits San Diego for a Duke’s-style Mai Tai… while the ocean is closed for, uh, “fecal contamination.” Then: a viral Mile-High story on a flight to Honolulu (in-seat shenanigans, FBI at the gate) and a double-dose of Guinness: the Alton Giant and the Goliath birdeater spider. Why hit “Play”? 🧊 Sugar-Free Slurpee Saga — a 7-Eleven dust-up sets the tone (00:00). 🧴 Sunscreen Ritual — instant vacation brain via Hawaiian Tropic (01:50). 🦃 83-Day Countdown — real ticket links only (our site / Blue Note Hawai‘i) and flight plans set (03:02). 🌊 Portland, ME → Salem, MA — Empire Comedy Club, tour-guide reunion, and Portland Head Light dreams (07:32–13:25). 🏃 Waikīkī Lighthouse & Turkey Trot — 5K link skepticism… so come run with us Thanksgiving morning (14:17–15:31). 🍹 Duke’s-Style Mai Tai at Jake’s Del Mar — perfect sunset, imperfect ocean (beach closures for bacteria) (17:12–19:28). 🍸 “Frat-Start Wednesday” — Titanic Tito’s pours, nuclear Jell-O shots, and a Sasquatch Maine-flag hat (22:00–25:25). ✈️ Mile-High? Or… nah — Minneapolis ➜ Honolulu couple, blanket, economy row, FBI meet-and-greet; does it even count? (26:18–37:08). 📘 Good Book Time — Robert Wadlow (8′11.1″), size-37 shoes, Alton Giant icon spread (44:22–53:19). 🕷️ Spider Season — Goliath birdeater up to 11″ leg span; monarch-snaring webs at home (54:15–59:08). 🌴 Buffett “facts” — real-feel 82°, barefoot Twister, and luxury-travel tease (1:00:00–1:01:55). Hit play for SPF-50 laughs, coastal escapism, and Guinness-grade weirdness you’ll retell at the tiki bar. 🎧 New episodes every week — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 Sugar-Free Slurpee “Incident” (7-Eleven cold open) 01:50 Basement Hawaiian Tropic Slather → Vacation Brain 02:20 Front Desk bit (Home-Alone supplies request) 03:02 83-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise + real ticket links 05:05 First-Time Hawai‘i jitters & family flights booked 07:32 Portland, ME show recap (Empire Comedy Club) 10:14 Salem walking tour → guide recognizes Chip from pre-pandemic gig 11:54 Lighthouse run: Portland Head Light awe + lighthouse-keeper fantasy 14:17 Waikīkī lighthouse & Turkey Trot sign-up doubts → “just run with us” 17:12 San Diego weekend → Jake’s Del Mar & Duke’s Mai Tai 18:41 Beach closures (bacteria) + sunset vibes anyway 20:45 Portland bar crawl → “Roma Paloma” at CBGB’s 22:00 Frat-Start Wednesday: heavy Tito’s + lethal Jell-O shots 24:59 Drunk-shopping win: Maine 1901 flag Sasquatch hat 26:18 Mile-High story kicks off (Minneapolis ➜ Honolulu) 29:08 In-seat blanket “shenanigans” vs. what really counts as Mile-High 34:14 FBI greets plane; Delta one-liners ensue 37:08 Open the Good Book 44:22 Robert Wadlow (Alton Giant) deep-dive 53:19 Applause for Bob; segue to… 54:15 Goliath birdeater spider & neighborhood web war 1:00:00 Buffett Facts (real-feel 82°, barefoot Twister) 1:01:35 Tease: a new form of luxury travel next episode 1:01:56 Front Desk tag & outro #travelcomedy #sunburntpodcast #hawaii #waikiki #hawaiianshirt
Going HARD w/ The World's Biggest Cruise Ship & a 29-Min Breath Record 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 28
We’re going HARD this week: the world’s largest cruise ship just launched, travel prices to classic sunny spots are sliding, and a freediver holds his breath for 29:03 (yes, really). Plus: a burnt-one buys Thomas our made-up cocktail IRL (“The Early Check-In”) and Chip introduces you to Philly’s loudest mascot. We’re 90 days out from Thanksgiving in Paradise—come float in Waikīkī with us. Why hit “Play”? 🛳️ World’s Largest Cruise Ship — Royal Caribbean’s brand-new Star of the Seas (sister to Icon) is officially sailing; we geek out on its “neighborhoods” (Thrill Island, Chill Island, AquaDome, Surfside, Central Park, Royal Promenade & more). 🎡 Our “Better Neighborhoods” — Thrill Island Heights, the Gentrified Pop Deck, Little Bosnia, the Old Neighborhood, and… Bowfinger Corner (someone call Steve Martin). 🍹 Fan-Made Cocktail — A listener hand-delivers “The Early Check-In” (pineapple mimosa + room-key garnish) at a Hollywood bar. 🥁 Philly Elmo — A roaming drumline + full Elmo suit = street-party branding masterclass. 📉 Travel Deals Are Back — Year-over-year prices are down to Las Vegas, Orlando & Hawaiʻi—perfect timing for your Waikīkī plan. 📘 Good Book Time (Guinness) — Longest voluntarily held breath underwater: 29:03 (with an oxygen pre-breath). Unassisted mark: 11:35. 🔥 Literal Burnt One — Juggles three flaming torches for 5:02 on a Florida beach and nails two more records the same day (one-arm dead-hang juggling; 11 one-up back somersaults). 🌊 Buffett “Facts” — The bit returns: gills, tides, and island physics. 🦃 90-Day Countdown — Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26, Blue Note Waikīkī). Buy from our site/Blue Note (skip third-party markups). Hit play for SPF-level escapism: mega-ships, mini-ships (our genius “Star on the Sea” idea), and Good-Book chaos you’ll quote at the tiki bar. 🎧 New episodes every week — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 Hard-mode cold open, oil-paint riff & “we talk comedy + tropical travel” 03:08 Front Desk bit returns 03:35 90-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise invite 05:15 Philly Elmo drumline explainer 08:15 A burnt-one gifts “The Early Check-In” cocktail (pineapple mimosa + room key) 11:52 Breaking travel news → World’s largest cruise ship talk begins 12:08 Star of the Seas sets sail; sister to Icon of the Seas 13:56 Onboard “neighborhoods” (Thrill Island/Chill Island/AquaDome/Surfside/Central Park/Royal Promenade/Suite Neighborhood) 15:45 Chip’s new neighborhoods: Thrill Island Heights, Gentrified Pop Deck, Little Bosnia, Old Neighborhood, Bowfinger Corner 21:03 Back to the Future: The Musical, ice-rink shows & aquatic stunts at sea 22:48 Our pitch: the world’s smallest cruise ship (one passenger, four crew) — “Star on the Sea” 29:51 Travel prices down YoY (Vegas/Orlando/Hawaii) & TravelPulse running gag 37:08 Open the Good Book (Guinness time) 44:36 Breath-hold record — 29:03 with oxygen pre-breath; unassisted 11:35 54:49 Flaming-torch juggling on the beach — 5:02 + two bonus records (dead-hang juggling; 11 one-up back somersaults) 1:01:30 Jimmy Buffett “facts” (the bit) 1:03:36 Outro & Front Desk tag #comedypodcast #travelcomedy #cruiselife #HawaiianShirt #vacationvibes
Surfing on Fire, Brazil’s Beach Kings & Clothing-Optional Cruise Rules 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 27
Clothing-optional cruise rules you never considered (clothed in the dining room, not at the poolside buffet 😳), a pro surfer literally on fire in Tahiti, and Brazil’s sand-soccer dynasty. Plus: Thomas’s first-ever pedicure turns “hoof” into human foot and Chip’s tour plugs (Pottstown ➜ Portland, ME). We’re 97 days from Thanksgiving in Paradise—book through Blue Note Hawai‘i or our site, not those wild reseller pages. Why hit “Play”? 🚢 Clothing-Optional Cruise 101 — Bare Necessities’ 11-day charter (aka the “Big N-Boat,” Valentine’s week), Aruba/Bahamas/Jamaica; staff fully clothed; “exercise modesty” in port; yes, there are buffet rules. 🧴 Big Sunscreen Theory — When everyone’s sans swimsuit, SPF usage skyrockets (follow the money). 🧼 $19 House-Cleaning Ad Rant — The “fire your housekeeper” commercial that broke Chip’s soul. 🦶 Pedicure Redemption Arc — Thomas fixes foot pain with a first-ever pedi (sterile tools, tickle chaos, “applesauce” callus pile). 🏖️ Beach Soccer GOATs — Brazil now at 7 FIFA Beach Soccer World Cups (most ever). 🔥 Jamie O’Brien: Surfing on Fire — first to ride a wave while lit up, in Tahiti, French Polynesia (July 22, 2015). 🎟️ Real Tickets Only — Thanksgiving in Paradise Nov 26, Blue Note Waikīkī (avoid third-party markups). 🧢 Tiki Souvenir Joy — Sunken Harbor Club hat + fresh Big Fun Shirt vibes. 🎤 Tour Plugs — Soul Joel’s (Pottstown) and Empire Comedy Club (Portland, ME). 🎵 Post-Show Fun — Post Malone just turned 30 on July 4; Jimmy Buffett “facts” (the bit!) and more. Hit play for SPF-50 laughs, island escapism, and the most wholesome clothing-optional-cruise PSA on the internet. 🎧 New episodes every week — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 Cold Open: Welcome, topics & “Front Desk” bit returns 01:47 97-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise + ticket PSA (buy via Blue Note Hawai‘i / our site) 03:01 Family beach day: beach-cart technique, sunscreen slather, baby belly-slaps 04:58 “Tropical” Wilkesboro shows & burnt-ones spotted in the crowd 05:59 Tour plugs: Soul Joel’s (Pottstown, Fri 22) & Portland, ME (Sun 24 @ Empire) 07:47 Stamford, CT / The Office memories, Bobby V’s & Curly’s Diner 10:08 Clothing-Optional Cruise Deep Dive — Bare Necessities’ “Big N-Boat” (Valentine’s week) 12:06 Rules: clothes in dining room, not at poolside buffet; staff stay clothed 17:05 “Exercise modesty” in port; the no-swimsuit D-Day visual 25:08 Ad rant: “$19 cleaning” and small-business rage 27:30 Would Chip play a clothing-optional cruise? (double the rate, fully clothed) 30:39 Pedicure Story — sterile tools, toe “nooks,” ticklish chaos 39:40 The “applesauce” callus reveal & pickleball comfort win 41:20 Good Book Time — Brazil’s 7 Beach Soccer World Cups (new win this year) 48:02 Jamie O’Brien — first to surf a wave on fire (Tahiti, 2015) 52:44 Sunken Harbor Club hat + new Big Fun Shirt 54:21 Buffett “facts” bit and dreamer-pilot/boat talk 57:57 Post Malone turns 30 (July 4) 59:25 Wrap-up & “Front Desk” 311 callback Hashtags #SunburntPodcast #ComedyPodcast #TravelComedy #ClothingOptionalCruise #Tahiti #JamieOBrien #BeachSoccer #Brazil #HawaiianShirt #SunkenHarborClub #ThanksgivingInParadise #VacationVibes #IAmOne
Beach Boys, World Record Tsunami & the 4-Nail Madman 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 26
Stuffed-crust banter, custom aloha drips, and the wildest “too-dangerous-to-print” Guinness feat you’ve ever heard. Chip & Thomas split coasts (Ocean City, NJ ↔️ SoCal) and still meet in the sweet spot where tropical travel and comedy high-five. Why hit “Play”? 🌺 Big Fun Shirts Arrival — Chip unveils Hawaiian #7 (one for every day) and we go full aloha-obsessed. 🏖️ Two-Coast Beach Report — OCNJ dawn patrol vs. baby’s first Pacific splash (plus the cursed beach cart + “reverse tank-top” sunburn). 🎟️ Giveaway Alert — Subscribe to @SunburntPod because we’re gifting a custom Big Fun shirt soon via a YouTube Shorts and you wont want to miss the opportunity. 📺 Vacation Reality Shows — Chip pitches “Temptation Island” (with Otis Williams of The Temptations), “Project Runway” (literally building a runway), and more. 🌊 Nature’s Flex — The 1958 Alaska world record tsunami: a 1,719-ft monster moving ~100 mph. 🛠️ Sideshow Legend — Harley the “professional lunatic” and the record so extreme Guinness won’t publish it: a bed of only four nails. 🦃 Island Plans — Just over-100-day countdown to “Chip Chantry's Thanksgiving in Paradise”; where to buy official tickets (skip the third-party markups). Hit play for SPF-level escapism: sunrise boardwalk bikes, South Bay baby waves, and Guinness-book chaos you’ll be quoting at the tiki bar. 🎧 New episodes weekly Thursdays at 8:00 — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 Cold-Open: stuffed-crust pizza & “lactose intolerance (of the heart)” 01:36 What’s inside today: new shirts, two beaches, 10-year milestone, Guinness & Buffett 02:04 Ten-Year Anniversary of working together (origin story nod) 10:03 Why we love the “good book” + Buffett bits (and why they’re growing the show) 11:07 Big Fun Shirts Arrive — Chip hits Aloha #7 (Eureka, CA shout-out) 25:33 “We were Beach Boys” — both hosts hit the sand last week 30:19 Baby’s first beach & the cursed cart (South Bay parenting on hard mode) 32:32 The “reverse tank-top” sunburn & baby-slap aftermath 35:00 Toddler ocean joy → not wanting to leave the water 37:33 Ticket PSA — buy through our site or BlueNoteHawaii (avoid pricey resellers) 38:35 Vacation Reality Pitches begin 39:18 Pitch #1: “Temptation Island” (Otis Williams goes full paradise) 40:39 Pitch #2: “Project Runway” (child-star survival = build an airport runway) 43:12 Pitch #3: “Love Is Blind Rage” (airport-meltdown speed-dating) 45:14 Transition → Open the Good Book (Guinness time) 47:16 1,719-ft Alaska mega-tsunami @ 100 mph 57:50 Bed-of-nails physics 101 (weight distribution) 59:24 The “four-nail” feat — Guinness says “too dangerous to publish” 1:02:28 Buffett Facts finale & outro vibes 1:07:58 Front-Desk Button Hashtags #SunburntPodcast #ComedyPodcast #TravelComedy #hawaiianshirt #OceanCity #GuinnessWorldRecords #JimmyBuffett #VacationVibes #ThanksgivingInParadise #IAmOne
Grandma Fight at Katy Perry?! + 69-Ft Sandcastle 😂🏖️ | Sunburnt Ep. 25
Grandma brawls at a Katy Perry concert, TSA suddenly lets America keep its shoes ON, and Denmark builds a 69-foot sandcastle--crowned with a giant COVID spore. That’s just the first 55 minutes. Chip & Thomas toast Episode 25 with SPF-50 bliss, fresh Guinness-Book rabbit holes, and a 111-day countdown to Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26 · Blue Note Waikiki). Why hit “Play”? 🤯 Grandma vs. Katy Perry Crowd – chairs might fly (00:00) 🌴 Disneyland Deep-V Tan – Chip coins the “Uncle Mike” sunburn look (01:19) 👕 Hawaiian-Shirt Nation – why Aloha prints unite Phish & Goose fans (18:24) 🛫 TSA Ends Shoe-Off Rule – PreCheck panic & new airport humility ideas (37:10) 😱 Collapsed-Lung Comedy Hustle – Chip powers through a set, lands in the ER (39:02) 🏖️ World Record: 69-Foot Danish Sandcastle – 6,000 tons of sand + a COVID crown (54:45) 🏃♂️ World Record: Ping-Pong & Basketball Mile Records – Spain’s Christian Rodriguez does both (57:15) 🦃 111-Day Countdown – real ticket links, reseller warnings & Waikiki plans (09:47 & 14:56) 🎬 Naked Gon Hawaiian-Shirt Screenings save the comedy box office (16:45) 🐢 Jimmy Buffett Fact – how a sea-turtle pep-talk “created” eels (1:11:35) Hit play for SPF-soaked escapism, Guinness-grade shenanigans, and enough island energy to drop your blood pressure ten points—no footwear removal required. 🎧 New episodes every week — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 Grandma Meltdown at Katy Perry (Cold Open) 00:51 Basement Sunscreen Ritual 01:19 Disneyland Deep-V Tan & “Uncle Mike” Vibes 04:14 Should We Cancel the Show? Nah! 04:54 Guinness Book = Another Hotel Bible 07:56 “What Is This Podcast?” Mission Recap 08:47 Front-Desk Horse Prank Call 09:47 111-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise 11:13 Chip’s New Hour Takes Shape 14:56 Ticket-Reseller PSA (Real Links Only) 16:45 Naked Gun Hawaiian-Shirt Meetup Recap 18:24 Hawaiian-Shirt Nation: Phish, Goose & Beyond 20:34 80s Aloha Vibe & Thermostat Mindset 25:25 Winning Arguments vs Wearing Aloha 34:41 Big-Fun Custom Shirts Arrive 37:10 TSA Says Shoes Stay On (PreCheck Panic) 39:02 Collapsed-Lung Story & Road-Trip Era 42:30 Train Luggage Tetris with a Baby 46:01 Suitcase Max-Out & Vegas Carry-On Bliss 50:10 Backpack-Only Travel Flex 54:45 69-Foot Danish Sandcastle World Record 57:15 Ping-Pong & Basketball Mile World Records 1:11:35 Jimmy Buffett Fact 1:15:00 Waikiki Turkey Trot & Outro Hashtags #sunburntpodcast #comedypodcast #travelcomedy #hawaiianshirt #tsa #worldrecords #guinnessbookofworldrecords #jimmybuffett #thanksgivinginparadise #vacationvibes #iamone
World's Worst Water Parks, Vacation-Guilt & Volcano-Surf World Record 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 24
Ace of Base hitches a ride to Applebee’s, six imaginary water-parks go straight to OSHA-jail, and a guy literally surfs down an active volcano at 28 mph. Welcome to Episode 24—118 days from Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26 • Blue Note Waikiki) and packed tighter than sunscreen in a carry-on. Why hit “Play”? 🚗 Ace of Base “Uber” Story – strangers pile into Chip’s car and pay cash for Dollaritas. 💦 6 Worst Water Parks in America – from James Cromwell’s Crazy Crawdad Creek (zero slides, Olympic-lap only!) to Aunt Flo’s Tubes of Terror. 😬 Vacation-Guilt Stats – 88 % of U.S. workers get PTO, nearly half won’t use it. Unlimited-PTO = corporate Jedi mind-trick. 💤 Nightmares vs. Perfect-Dream Let-downs – why waking from bad dreams feels fantastic. 🎬 Save Theatrical Comedy – Hawaiian-shirt meetups for the Naked Gon reboot (Sat Aug 2) + horror two-fer Together & Weapons. 🦜 Jimmy Buffett Deep-Cuts – seaplane crash survival & Jamaican bullet-holes (Bono was on board!). 🥥 43 Coconuts Smashed with a Forehead – Pakistan’s Mohammed Rashid sets a bruising one-minute record. 🌋 Volcano Surfing at 27.96 mph – Chase Boehringer rides ash in rural Mexico, slams a rock wall, soaks in glacial water, feels great. 🦃 Join Us in Waikiki – two comedy shows, nine-day beach hack; tickets at SunburntPodcast.com. Hit play for PTO pep-talks, SPF-50 laughs, and enough island energy to melt Buzz Bixby’s high-voltage splash-zone. 🎧 New episodes every week — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 Ace of Base “Uber-to-Applebee’s” Cold Open 00:38 118-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise Invite 03:37 Article: Six Best Water Parks in West Virginia 04:42 Building the 6 Worst Water Parks List 06:26 #6 James Cromwell’s Crazy Crawdad Creek 07:42 #5 Broken Waters (Pregnancy-Theme) 08:35 #4 Buzz Bixby’s All-Electric Waterworld 09:52 #3 “Please Subscribe” Water Park 10:10 #2 Saint Nick’s 28 °F Super Slide 10:57 #1 Aunt Flo’s Tubes of Terror 11:53 Vacation-Guilt & PTO Stats (Pew 2024) 18:18 The Unlimited-PTO Trap & Productive Rest 22:57 Murder-Nightmares & Waking Relief 27:10 Hawaiian-Shirt Screenings: Naked Gon 30:25 Meetup Details & Theater Hangouts 32:10 Horror Picks: Together & upcoming Weapons 34:43 Jimmy Buffett: Seaplane Crash & Jamaica Gunfire 42:06 Guinness World Records Segment Intro 42:58 43 Coconuts Head-Smashed in 1 Minute 44:55 27.96 mph Volcano-Surf Speed Record 47:28 Wrap-Up & “Stay Burnt” Front-Desk Bit #sunburntpodcast #comedypodcast #travelcomedy #waterparks #hawaiianshirt #comedyfilms #jimmybuffett #guinnessworldrecords #thanksgivinginparadise #vacationvibes #iamone Ask ChatGPT
Joaquin Phoenix Meltdown, Dog-Cruise Dreams & the Vegas Sphere 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 23
Skittles-fuelled Joaquin Phoenix walk-out? ✅ Hawaiian-shirt red-carpet flex at the ESPYs? ✅ A Jimmy-Buffett dog-friendly cruise we desperately want to board? ✅ Chip & Thomas pack this one tighter than a Vegas pool party and keep the sun screened laughs coming while the countdown sits at 125 days to Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26, Blue Note Waikiki). Why hit “Play”? 🤯 Joaquin Phoenix & the Skittles-Scooter Incident – never mention pro-wrestling around him (00:00). ⚰️ Birthday Hawaiian Shirt vs. Surprise Funeral Plot – gifts from very different moms (01:28). 🩺 Game-Show Medical Results – how to deliver Quest Diagnostics with a drum-roll (02:04). 🎬 True-Crime Makeover – adding boinks, sound gags & Steve Harvey to Netflix docs (05:09). 🕶️ Suit + Sea-Turtles Shirt – Thomas owns the ESPYs red carpet, compliments flood in (14:08). 🎤 Chip’s First On-Stage Hawaiian – Philly crowd pops when the Aloha print hits the lights (11:27). 🎸 Backstreet Boys in the Sphere – 105 °F, 360-° visuals and Millennium-level nostalgia (20:09). 💵 The $20 Check-In Bribe – instant room upgrade; learn the “Vegas front-desk slide” (24:49). 🚢 Cruise News Double-Feature – LA tummy troubles outbreak vs Margaritaville’s dog-only sailing (30:20). 🐕 Rin-Tin-Titanic & Other Paw-puns – pitching the ultimate canine cruise movie (40:44). 🎟️ Saving Big-Screen Comedy – Hawaiian-shirt meet-ups for the new Naked Gon reboot (44:39). 📚 Guinness 2025 Arrives – 15 000-sq-ft bouncy castle & 910-balloon hour record (57:59). 🦃 Plan Your Island Thanksgiving – join the burnt-ones in Waikiki this November (1:03:40). Hit play for SPF-soaked escapism, cult-documentary silliness and enough island energy to cool a Vegas sidewalk. 🎧 New episodes every week – Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 Joaquin Phoenix Skittles-Scooter Story 01:28 New Birthday Hawaiian & Surprise Funeral Plot 02:45 Fake Game-Show Test Results Bit 04:40 “Burnt Ones” vs Alternate Podcast Names 05:09 Fixing True-Crime Docs with Wackiness 08:23 Daily Hawaiian Tropic Ritual & Island Mindset 10:12 Thanksgiving in Paradise – 125-Day Countdown 11:27 Chip Wears First Hawaiian On Stage (Philly) 14:08 Thomas’s ESPYs Red-Carpet Hawaiian Suit 20:09 Vegas Sphere Backstreet Boys Birthday Trip 22:55 105 °F Pool Day & Short-Rib Eggs Benedict 24:49 $20 Front-Desk Bribe – Suite Upgrade Win 30:20 LA–Mexico Cruise Norovirus Outbreak 32:10 Margaritaville’s Dog-Friendly Cruise Pitch 40:44 Rin-Tin-Titanic & Other Dog-Cruise Movie Ideas 44:39 Hawaiian-Shirt Screenings to Save Theater Comedy 50:10 Horror Pick Together & Weekend Movie Plan 54:45 Jimmy Buffett Cat-Stevens Docking Fact 57:59 Giant Bouncy Castle + 910-Balloon Record 1:03:40 Join Us in Waikiki & Outro Room-Service Bit Hashtags #SunburntPodcast #ComedyPodcast #TravelComedy #HawaiianShirt #VegasSphere #DogCruise #WorldRecords #GuinnessWorldRecords #BackstreetBoys #ThanksgivingInParadise #VacationVibes #IAmOne
$2M Anna Kendrick Pitch, Buffett Facts & Hawaiian-Shirt Record 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 22
Million-dollar brand deals, basement floods, and a plan to crush the Guinness world record for most people in Aloha shirts—all before lunch. Chip & Thomas are back on two hours of sleep and a gallon of Hawaiian Tropic, counting 132 days to Thanksgiving in Paradise at Blue Note Waikiki. Why hit “Play”? 💰 $2 M Anna Kendrick Ask – Thomas tries to hustle Pitch-Perfect cash out of nowhere (0:00) 🎭 Toad-the-Wet-Sprocket Hip-Hop Musical – Chip’s all-female, jukebox-free Broadway pitch (0:45) 🏚 Basement Flood Fiasco – cast-iron pipe explodes; epoxy fumes become a “mini-vacay” (17:14) 📘 2025 Guinness Book Arrives – immediate baby magnet & burnt-one inspiration (21:40) 🛹 Skateboard Across America – Chad Caruso’s 57-day Venice-to-Virginia trek (24:29) 🇮🇪 Skate-Tour of Ireland? – new Sunburnt goal (and ice-cream cows that won’t breed) (34:40) 🎆 TikTok Doom Spiral – cruise-ship expulsions, women-crying videos, and how the algorithm hijacks island zen (40:45) 👕 Hawaiian-Shirt World Record (1,254) – Orlando Solar Bears did it; the burnt-ones will beat it (50:10) 🐟 Phish vs Goose Peace Treaty – why a loud Aloha print diffuses jam-band turf wars (55:38) 🏝 The “Buffett Effect” – Jimmy’s chill allegedly cooled the planet by 1 °C (1:01:07) ✈️ Join Us in Waikiki – comedy, hikes, floating face-up in November sun—grab tickets now! (1:03:43) Hit play for Guinness-grade shenanigans, tropical escapism, and laughs juicier than a Solvang danish. 🎧 New episodes every week – Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 Cold Open – $2 M Anna Kendrick “deal” 00:45 Actor Mix-Ups & Toad-the-Wet-Sprocket Musical Pitch 08:28 Hawaiian Tropic Slather & Official Start 09:51 132-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise 14:08 Custom Big-Fun Hawaiian Shirt Reveal 15:07 Vintage Picnic Shirt & Wife’s “Old-Man” Crush 17:14 Basement Flood Disaster & Epoxy-Fume Vacation 21:40 The 2025 Good Book Arrives (Baby Approved) 23:44 Tropical World-Record Scouting 24:29 Skateboarding Across the USA – Chad Caruso 34:40 Ireland Skate-Tour Idea & Murphy’s “Magic” Cows 40:45 TikTok Spiral – Cruise-Ship & Crying-Video Nightmare 50:10 Hawaiian-Shirt World-Record Plot (1,254 Solar Bears) 55:38 Phish vs Goose & Aloha Concert Diplomacy 1:01:07 Jimmy Buffett “Buffett Effect” Tribute 1:03:43 Waikiki Invite, July 18 Philly Show Plugs 1:05:05 Front-Desk Wake-Up Call & Outro Hashtags #sunburntpodcast #comedypodcast #travelcomedy #hawaiianshirt #guinnessworldrecords #skateboarding #annakendrick #vacationvibes #iamone #thanksgivinginparadise The hosts share a **comedy** podcast in a tropical setting, with jokes and stories that keep you hooked. This **comedy show** is filmed in a studio, but ends with gorgeous **ocean waves** that make you relax. Subscribe for more **ocean** vibes and funny moments!
We're NOT Starting A Cult... Would You Join? 😂🎆🌺 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 21
Sunscreen slathered, views past 100 K, and the sky literally exploding—Chip & Thomas celebrate Independence Day with rooftop fireworks, an ER “nub parade,” and a fresh batch of tropical-travel chaos. Then it’s on to: Why hit “Play”? 🎇 Firework Fails IRL – Chip watches Philly’s July 4th sky and the hospital entrance below fill with finger-re-attachment hopefuls. 👕 Hand-Sewn Hawaiian Flex – Thomas debuts a custom Big Fun Shirt (perfect pocket pattern-match included). 🦃 139-Day Countdown – Thanksgiving-in-Paradise Waikiki week: surf lessons, volcano hikes, and Chip’s brand-new hour of stand-up. 🙅♀️ “It’s Not a Cult!” – Aunt Linda-level recruiting spills into blood-relative jokes (and a totally voluntary Tuesday-night “ceremony”). 📚 Guinness Book 2025 Surprise – 2 hardcover “Good Books” ordered at 3 a.m.—record-breaking plans incoming. 🍹 Navy Grog Crime Lore – The tiki cocktail that (allegedly) fueled Phil Spector’s infamous night. 📸 Mug-Shot Smile Policy – Official Sunburnt stance: throw a grin (and maybe a wink) if you ever get booked. 🎬 Save Big-Screen Comedy – Organizing Hawaiian-shirt meet-ups for the new comedies opening weekend. 🎤 Chip’s Philly Dates – Live-Aid 40th-anniversary host slot (July 13) + hour preview at Next-In-Line Comedy (July 18). Grab a piña colada-scented SPF stick, smash Subscribe, and join the burnt-one brigade on the road to Waikiki. 🎧 New episodes every week – Subscribe & Get Sunburnt #SunburntPodcast #ComedyPodcast #TravelComedy #FourthOfJuly #HawaiianShirt #GuinnessWorldRecords #TikiDrinks #ThanksgivingInParadise #VacationVibes #IAmOne #notacult Chapters 00:00 Celebratory Slather & 100 K-View Milestone 01:00 Rooftop Fireworks Over Philly 03:05 “Nub Parade” at the ER Entrance 04:45 Civil-War-Ghost Theory 06:40 139-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise 07:50 Chip’s Hawaii To-Do List (Surf, Volcanoes, Hikes) 09:20 Totally Not a Cult… Aunt Linda Says Come! 12:10 Philly Shows Plug + Live-Aid Host News 13:30 Thomas’s Custom Big Fun Shirt Reveal 16:10 3 a.m. Guinness-Book Epiphany 18:45 Amazon Red-Flag & Cult-Supply Shopping List 22:00 Navy Grog: Tiki Drink with a Body Count 25:10 Mug-Shot Smile Doctrine for Burnt Ones 28:00 Tiki-Bar Violence—Viewer Corrections 30:25 Guinness-Record Challenge Teaser 32:10 Big-Screen Comedy Meetup Plan 34:00 Chip’s Upcoming Philly Dates & Hour Preview 36:10 Outro & Front-Desk Hot-Dog-Eating-Contest Callback
NYC Tiki Crawl, Frozen Zombies & Goose’s Record-Breaking MSG Jam 😂🍹🎸 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 20
Two burnt boys, 48 hours, one mission: inject full-tilt island vibes into New York City, then ride that buzz to a 4½-hour Goose blow-out at Madison Square Garden. Why hit “Play”? 🍔 $5 Upper-West Chicken Sandwich – the tiki bar bargain that tastes like a Chick-fil-A fever dream. 🦈 Shark-Mug “Shark Snacks” Mai Tai – rum, tequila & apricot served Jaws-style at Tiki Chick. 🍹 Frozen Zombie Mystery Rim – crushed-candy? cough-drops? we still don’t know… but it’s deliciously dangerous. 🚪 Secret Door to Sunken Harbor Club – speakeasy ship’s-hull décor, ocean-window illusions & surf tunes under Manhattan. 🌋 “El Diablo!” Ritual – shout the drink’s name, lights go blood-red, entire bar cheers. 🦢 Goose Plays 4.5 Hours – longest single-artist set ever rumored at MSG; horns, Kate Bush cover, nonstop jams. 📵 Concert Etiquette 101 – why jam-band crowds crush phone use (and how to copy that zen). 🌺 146-Day Countdown – Chip Chantry’s Thanksgiving in Paradise shows at Blue Note Waikiki are selling fast—grab tickets! Hit play for tiki tips, comedy riffs and the opposite of doom-scrolling—pure sunscreen-scented escapism. Bars Visited: Tiki Chick - 517 Amsterdam Ave, New York, NY 10024 Zombie Hut - 273 Smith St #4739, Brooklyn, NY 11231 Sunken Harbor Club - 372 Fulton St 2nd Floor, Brooklyn, NY 11201 🎧 New episodes every week – Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 Weekend Recap & 48-Hour Tiki Plan 01:29 Hawaiian-Shirt Energy Hits NYC Streets 02:16 Positive Park Vibes in Central Park 04:04 146-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise 06:09 Outward-Bound Hawaii Trip (Rigid-Schedule Joke) 07:43 Lost-Hiker Excuses & Blair Witch Bit 11:06 Writers’-Room Weight Gain & Twizzler Tuesday 12:50 Heavyweights Movie Love 15:16 Tiki Chick: Shark Snacks Cocktail & $5 Sandwiches 20:24 “We Open Bars” Philosophy (Noon Starts) 22:30 Subway to Brooklyn & Zombie Hut Arrival 22:55 Frozen Zombie Taste-Test – Mystery Rim Debate 30:11 Secret Speakeasy Line for Sunken Harbor Club 34:38 Inside the Sunken Ship – Décor Tour 41:00 El Diablo Ritual: Bar Turns Red 47:00 Sunscreen Ritual & Hawaiian Tropic Scent Break 50:16 Goose at MSG – First Impressions 52:02 Jam-Band Culture & Phone-Free Crowd 55:38 Goose’s 4.5-Hour Marathon (Possible MSG Record) 59:56 Bringing Goose Energy to Hawaii Show 1:01:07 Future Tiki Tours & “Net-Vacationing” 1:03:13 Ticket Info & Farewell #sunburntpodcast #comedypodcast #travelcomedy #tikibar #hawaiianshirt #goose #madisonsquaregarden #vacationvibes #iamone #thanksgivinginparadise
Pineapple Problems, Spice-Girls Secrets & Goose at MSG 😂🍍🌴
Pineapple on a cruise? Turns out it’s more than a tropical vibe—it’s the swingers code nobody told us about. 🤯 This week Chip & Thomas finally reunite IRL (NYC!), confess junior-high Spice-Girls fandom, blueprint a “Ross’s Undress-4-Less” club, and lay down bullet-proof concert etiquette before catching Goose at Madison Square Garden. All while counting down 153 days to Chip Chantry’s Thanksgiving in Paradise at Blue Note Waikiki. Why hit “Play”? 🍍 Pineapple Shirt Shocker – Carnival cruise ladies mistake a festive print for a uncouth invitation. 👕 Custom vs. Thrift Aloha Shirts – Hand-sewn couture or Big-Island bargain bin? 😂 Ross’s “Undress-4-Less” – Discount club business plan you didn’t ask for. 🦃 153-Day Countdown – Grab those Blue Note Waikiki tickets before they’re gone. 👶 A Dramatic First – Thomas’s Spice-Girls concert confession. 🎸 90s Alt-Rock Rabbit Hole – Gin Blossoms perform an entire Goo Goo Dolls set (true story). 🎤 Spacehog Heartbreak – Chip misses In the Meantime by 30 seconds. 📵 Concert Etiquette 101 – Dress comfy, phones down, no deep-cut requests, groups ≤4. 🎟 Opening-Act Rule – How The Frey went from unknowns to main-stage heroes. 🦢 Goose at MSG Meetup – Wear your Hawaiian shirt & come say "CHIP!". Hit play for tropical escapism, stand-up-level laughs, and the most wholesome pineapple PSA on the internet. 🎧 New episodes every week – Subscribe & Get Sunburnt #sunburntpodcast #comedypodcast #travelcomedy #pineapples #hawaiianshirt #spicegirl #goose #msg #musictalk #vacationvibes #iamone #thanksgivinginparadise Chapters 00:00 Big-Apple Reunion & Goose Tickets Locked 01:15 Thomas’s Secret Spice-Girls Past 🤫 05:00 Hawaiian-Shirt Energy vs Gallagher Slander 07:30 Ross’s “Undress-4-Less” Shaddy Club Pitch 11:19 153-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise 12:04 Front Desk Sketch 20:25 Pineapple Shirt = What? Carnival Cruise Saga 24:40 Innocent Pineapple Enthusiasts + Knife-to-Pineapple Bit 29:05 Decoding Aloha-Shirt Symbols (Stop-Talk Roses, Teen-Wolf Trivia, etc.) 36:00 Duncan Sheik & 90s CD Store Nostalgia 40:45 Gin Blossoms Play Goo Goo Dolls?! 🤯 48:25 Spacehog “In the Meantime”—Chip’s Concert Tragedy 54:44 Concert-Etiquette Masterclass (Dress, Phones, No Requests) 1:00:22 Why You Must See the Opening Act 1:03:40 Goose at MSG Meetup + Farewell Big updates are coming to the podcast! The hosts are excited to share the upcoming changes and new direction. Stay tuned and Subscribe for more details on the show's personal development and the exciting podcast in english content ahead.
Hawaiian Shirts, Johnny Carson & a $100 3-pointer in Nebraska 😂🌴
Hawaiian Shirt Packed? Check. Window-shade airplane drama? Check. Triple-land-locked Nebraska … and yet we still found pure tropical joy (plus a $100 Johnny Carson basketball challenge). From $800K combine joy-rides to RUNZA revelations and disco magician cameos!
A Mental Tropical Vacation From Your Problems | Sunburnt Podcast Ep 17
This week the Burnt Ones fight anxiety with a one-hour "tropical brain-vacation": SPF Slather Ritual, Waikiki Welcome Order, Hawaiian-Shirt Gospel, Strawberry-Moon Rebrand, and a Brian Wilson tribute. Plus ghost stories and 167-day countdown to Thanksgiving in Paradise!
Quit Your Job and Sail to Hawaiʻi with a Cat 😂🌴
Hall-of-Fame Hero: Oliver from Oregon liquidates his 401(k), learns to sail on YouTube, and crosses 2,400 miles of Pacific with only a rescue cat for crew. Plus ambulance rage, sunset conversation killers, and 174-day countdown to Thanksgiving in Paradise!
New Tropical Cocktails 🍹🌴 & The Best Tropical Comedy Hang
TIKI TEST KITCHEN: Chip & Thomas each invent 5 brand-new tropical cocktails—from the Bahama Grand Mama to the Hawaiian Sucker Punch. Plus sun-scorched pickleball, neighborhood heroics, and view quadrupling updates!
The Best Tropical Comedy Hang 🏝️☀️! Summer Goals 🎯
Italian Market Festival day-drinking, Saint Rocco enters the Sunburnt Hall of Fame, summer goal check-ins, Tim Robinson's Friendship movie review, and Top-6 Vacation-Ruin Airplane Movies. Plus the Sunburnt 2025 playlist launch!
Private Island & Mother's Day Mishaps 😂
Ever fantasize about ditching real life for your own private island? We rank the trigger moments that would make us bail for a deserted beach: Chip's past as a Christmas stalker, speaker-phone zombies, Arctic windchill warnings, and health-insurance gotchas!
Bruise Cruises, Spooky Tours and Spooky Steves | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 12
What happens when two brand daddies design vacations that should never exist? They come up with cruises that pack all the punches! Plus Chip reviews his most unforgettable haunted tours and defeats a troll while doing stand-up on a moving trolley.
World's Scariest Islands & Big Johnson Tees | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 11
Could you survive on Snake Island? Chip & Thomas dive into the real Brazilian snake nightmare… then invent 10 islands so cursed you'd gladly send your dentist there. Plus the glory of Big Johnson T-shirts and a heartfelt TED-talk on the lost art of mooning!
I Went to WrestleMania in Vegas?! 🌴🤼 | Sunburnt Podcast EP. 10
Thomas hit WrestleMania, Chip bought a brand-new Hawaiian shirt, and somehow dolphins and David Faustino made the rundown. Paradise has never been hotter!
I Visited Ronald McDonald's Winery & Ranked Beach Comedies | Ep. 9
Chip thought he was wine-tasting in peace—but he was in a clown house! Plus our Top-5 Beach Comedy Movies ever filmed, deep dive on Fast-Food character universes, and the most insane retreats you can actually book.
Admitting I'm a Hawaiian Shirt Guy & Writers' Room Weight Gain | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 8
Thomas officially becomes a Hawaiian Shirt Guy, Chip pitches a Laugh Track App for real life, we talk about gaining weight in a writers room, Thomas eats literal trash, and we uncover a stinky scandal involving Danish hoteliers!
Brady Bunch Military Secrets, Monster Coffins & The Sunscreen Ritual Begins | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 7
The Sunscreen Ritual has officially begun! We reach the shocking finale of The Brady Bunch's Hawaiian trilogy, discuss coffins for monsters, and Chip uncovers a long-hidden military secret that connects the Brady Bunch to a war!
Vincent Price Island and The Brady Bunch Curse | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 6
What smells like paradise, haunts like Vincent Price, and ends with a real Val Kilmer story? A breakdown of Episode 2 in the Brady Bunch Hawaiian trilogy, the very real power of sunscreen therapy, and a haunting question: Who's scarier in a cave?
Sunburn Rebrands, Chip Joins Jackass, and a Jared from Subway Shocks Thomas | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 5
Chip attempts to rebrand sunburns as a lifestyle, gets uncomfortably close to Jared from Subway, cozies up to the Jackass crew in real life, and we debate Flat Earth, The Truman Show, plus a dramatic Brady Bunch Hawaii recap!
Oahu's Best Excursions & The Bro-Mosa: A New Boy Brunch Star | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 4
A bold new brunch drink is born: The Bro-mosa! Plus O'ahu excursion ideas, Thomas gets pulled into FOX's Rescue: HI-Surf, we make a pact to watch Brady Bunch Hawaii episodes, and Philadelphia faces a seasonal allergy monster!
A Perfect Waikiki Morning and RAD 80's Movie Icons | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 3
We break down the formula for a perfect Waikiki morning, dive into baby's birthday parties and bounce houses, discuss the fashion risks of wearing dead people's clothing, and Chip recounts his true encounter with the star of a legendary 80's BMX film!
Rub-a-Dub-Dub, Chip and T-Bone in a Tropical Comedy Tub | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 2
Rub-a-dub-dub, two dudes in a pod! Chip and Thomas dive deep into the joy of soaking with your boys, the insanity of children's stories, tropical comedy bash excitement, and the ultimate mystery of the butcher, baker, and candlestick maker.
WE'RE ALL GOING TO HAWAII!!! | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 1
The very first episode! Chip Chantry and Thomas O'Brien launch their tropical comedy podcast with big dreams, bigger laughs, and the wildest idea yet: What if we all just moved to Hawaii? The beginning of the Sunburnt journey!