We're NOT Starting A Cult... Would You Join? 😂🎆🌺 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 21

**Thomas** (00:00:00:12 - 00:00:27:13): The fireworks weren't the only things burning up this week. Boom. Sunburnt podcast almost 100,000 views last. Are you serious? Episode 20. A little got a little fire, lit under it. And thank you so much, everybody, for watching two little burnt boys, living out their comedy and tropical travel dreams. Wearing Hawaiians, putting on a little sun screen. Let's just do it now, buddy. Are you one today, champ? **Chip** (00:00:30:16 - 00:00:33:07): A celebratory slathering. **Thomas** (00:00:33:12 - 00:00:35:00): A cell of. **Chip** (00:00:35:02 - 00:00:44:18): Celebratory slathering is, That is my favorite. Alice in Chains ep came out in 93, I believe. **Thomas** (00:00:44:20 - 00:00:56:05): It's also my favorite slather because celebratory slather. I mean, so much better than shameful slather. Yeah, and, boy, we've had a couple of shameful slathers in our day, haven't we? **Chip** (00:00:56:10 - 00:00:58:23): Very shameful. Yeah. Oh. **Thomas** (00:00:59:00 - 00:01:02:02): Oh, man. Okay. This takes me right there. **Chip** (00:01:02:05 - 00:01:02:19): I'm feeling it. **Thomas** (00:01:02:19 - 00:01:17:20): That's how we get it kicked off here on the sunburnt podcast. If you are not one of the 100,000 people that watch last week. And that's something we do. We wear Hawaiians, we talk about comedy and tropical travel. And this week, also the 4th of July chap. Do you have a good fourth? **Chip** (00:01:17:20 - 00:01:38:08): But I had an amazing 4th of July. It was going to be very laid back. Which, which it was, we went out to Kim's aunt and uncle's out in Roxboro, which is in the city, Philadelphia, but on the outskirts, up on the hill. And they got this nice house with a roof deck, where you could see about 20 different firework shows on the horizon. Because when it comes to fireworks, I am I'm going to say it when it comes to fireworks. Thomas and the 4th of July. **Thomas** (00:01:43:21 - 00:01:44:12): Yeah. **Chip** (00:01:44:14 - 00:01:45:16): I'm non-monogamous. **Thomas** (00:01:45:16 - 00:01:53:06): You put that upside down pineapple sign, right on your chest, and you go watch all the fireworks. **Chip** (00:01:53:06 - 00:02:03:07): I do a little swinging on the 4th of July when it comes to firecrackers and the like. So I got to see all those things. But here's my favorite part. We go there every year. **Thomas** (00:02:03:07 - 00:02:04:10): Night at the Roxboro. **Chip** (00:02:04:11 - 00:02:31:09): A night of the Roxboro. It's it's this roof deck. It's great. And not only does it look down sort of over the city of Philadelphia and then the surrounding areas, but they are right behind, a hospital and they're it a night at the Roxboro. This is that's usually just a, neurological tic. It's there is something in the water there where it's not it's not an 80s dance song. It's just the people there. There is, there is, I believe some lead in the water. **Thomas** (00:02:35:09 - 00:02:44:14): That's so funny. It's just like, can you imagine that you're Chris Kattan? You know, you, like, have to do this. And like night at the Roxbury, you're able to work it in. **Chip** (00:02:44:16 - 00:02:45:06): Yeah. **Thomas** (00:02:45:08 - 00:02:50:09): But like the next sketch, you're like, okay, there's a car dealer, and he's just. **Chip** (00:02:50:11 - 00:02:51:19): Like, he's just coke bobbing. **Thomas** (00:02:51:23 - 00:02:58:23): You just need to get your minerals right. Chris, we can't keep we can't keep her in sketches with this in it. Yeah. So you're behind a hospital? **Chip** (00:02:59:00 - 00:03:37:19): I'm behind a hospital. And you look down over the emergency room entrance. Whoa. So you get two shows every year. It's amazing. You get at about nine, nine, 30. You get all of the fireworks. Yeah. Then at about 945, 10:00. Well, you have a stream of cars flying in to the emergency room with people holding their hands and other extremities running into the emergency room to try their best, usually in vain, to get a finger reattached. It's like it's like clockwork. It's like 9:00 is the fireworks. 935 is constant stream of fireworks accidents looking down at the emergency room. It is its own form of patriotic explosion. **Thomas** (00:03:53:01 - 00:03:59:03): I'm guessing Philadelphia has the highest per capita nubs nub incidents. **Chip** (00:03:59:03 - 00:04:06:04): We do, I would say. I would say maybe Philadelphia in the northeast. I would assume you go down to down below the Mason-Dixon line. **Thomas** (00:04:06:04 - 00:04:07:07): Oh good point. **Chip** (00:04:07:08 - 00:04:22:19): Yeah. They are I mean, they're still fighting the Civil War down there. And there's cannons. Yeah, I would guess that there are a lot of people that still celebrate the 4th of July with, like, instead of just fireworks, just like actual bombs that look like bowling balls. **Thomas** (00:04:22:19 - 00:04:26:02): Just a barrel that says TNT on the side, right? **Chip** (00:04:26:04 - 00:04:30:05): Yeah. Just a plunger motion that just Acme. **Thomas** (00:04:30:10 - 00:04:32:09): And not to mention all the ghost ship. **Chip** (00:04:32:10 - 00:04:33:06): Tons of ghosts. **Thomas** (00:04:33:11 - 00:04:34:22): All the Civil War goes. **Chip** (00:04:35:00 - 00:04:47:13): All over the place. Why is this so? Why does the Civil War have so many ghosts and you don't? I mean, I guess there are some Revolutionary War ghosts. Yeah, out there, but, like, I feel like the Civil War, like, that was the sweet spot. **Thomas** (00:04:47:13 - 00:04:49:18): Because Civil War was brother versus brother Chip. **Chip** (00:04:49:23 - 00:04:51:08): Tough times. All right. So that's keeps. **Thomas** (00:04:51:08 - 00:04:52:18): The spirits around. **Chip** (00:04:52:20 - 00:04:53:12): Yeah. All right. **Thomas** (00:04:53:16 - 00:05:00:23): Maybe we're not here to talk about that. We're not here. Oh I mean we do have our Civil War Ghost podcast, but that's completely different. **Chip** (00:05:01:01 - 00:05:11:20): Yes, the blue, the Blue Boys and the Gray Boys that look, that podcast up, we talked about that just ghosts from the Battle of Gettysburg is very specific. **Thomas** (00:05:11:22 - 00:05:16:06): It ain't getting no 100,000 views a week, though. **Chip** (00:05:16:08 - 00:05:36:20): Whoa. 100,000 views. This I can't believe. Thank you, everybody for watching or just it's I guess it's just getting out there in the virus of the internet somehow has been infecting people and and I'll I'll take it. I think that is a disease worth having. But a little sunburn. It's it's the time of year I, I love it, I think it's great. **Thomas** (00:05:36:22 - 00:06:02:08): Yeah. Well, this is the somber podcast. This is my co-host, Chip chantry. Stand up comedian. Extra ordinary. You know him from Netflix. You know him from his amazing stand up special. Move closer. It's, your name is really just vibrating out there in this podcast. It's getting the people excited. It's getting excited about tropical travel, about comedy, about sharing some laughs, about having a nice hang. Yeah. So stay tuned with Chip Chantry. **Chip** (00:06:06:12 - 00:06:15:01): And my boy Tommy Bahama. Thomas O'Brien over here, Emmy Award winning producer and man About the Sun. **Thomas** (00:06:15:03 - 00:06:20:15): I'm a man about the sun. My goal is to leave this planet a raisin. **Chip** (00:06:20:17 - 00:06:25:03): To the California raisin. Oh. **Thomas** (00:06:28:07 - 00:06:39:00): This is the Sun Burp podcast. We talk about comedy, tropical travel. If that is something you'd be interested in, like a hundred thousand people were last week, nearly was like 95,000. **Chip** (00:06:39:02 - 00:06:40:17): That's close enough. **Thomas** (00:06:40:18 - 00:06:41:10): Front desk. **Chip** (00:06:41:15 - 00:06:48:22): Hi, this is Mr. Chantry in room 803. I was wondering what time the hot dog eating contest starts. **Thomas** (00:06:49:00 - 00:06:51:21): Here. I'm unaware of a hot dog eating contest. **Chip** (00:06:52:02 - 00:06:54:08): Oh. I'm sorry, that's what I call brunch. **Thomas** (00:06:54:10 - 00:07:10:15): Oh, brunch starts at 730, and I'll let the staff know they should get ready to be impressed. Chip. Episode 21 139 days to Chip. Ten entries. Thanksgiving in Paradise, our Waikiki comedy extravaganza. **Chip** (00:07:10:17 - 00:07:29:16): I'm. I can't believe we're. We're just over 100 days to go. You and I, we're going to Hawaii. We're taking friends with us. We're taking you with us. If you're thinking. Wait, I'm not going away. Yes you are. Actually, we have a whole week planned out. We're going to be. I've never been to Hawaii. It's I'm. I'm so excited. My wife's never been. And we want to bring a bunch of people with us. There's going to be the comedy shows on Wednesday night, which is going to be great. I love that, but, like, that's just, that's just the the cherry on top, like, it's. I want to do some. Sir, I'm going to do a little surfing. I want to take some surf lessons. I want to hang out on the beach. I want to see some volcanoes. I want to go for some hikes. We're going to bring people with us. We need some burnt ones. Come with us. And I, so if you're thinking, man, Thanksgiving this year, it's cold where I am. I got to go to my Aunt Linda's house again. Here's a little fact for you. No, you don't. You come with us to Hawaii. I'm your Aunt Linda. Now look at me. Look me in the eyes. I am your Aunt Linda. Now you're coming to Hawaii with us this Thanksgiving. And we're gonna have a blast for a week. I'm so excited. I got a couple buddies coming, and it's just it's. And it's like. The nice part is, it's kind of like when we went to goose, two weeks ago. Thomas. Yeah. It's like you're, like, kind of nervous, like I. We're both a little anxious. We have been in the past, like clinical. **Thomas** (00:08:31:22 - 00:08:32:17): Social, medically. **Chip** (00:08:32:20 - 00:08:49:06): And obviously they were the best people to hang out with because they were just in on it. They had it. And like, the people that I know are coming are just like, just the coolest, nicest, want to have just a nice time. Like, not rip it up and let's destroy the island for the weekend. One of those like Vegas bro thing. This is just a Vegas bro thing at a level two. You know, like we want to have a good time. We want to have fun, but we just also want to chill in the Anderson Tommy. **Thomas** (00:09:01:11 - 00:09:04:05): Yeah. No, I mean, my whole family's coming. **Chip** (00:09:04:07 - 00:09:06:07): Speaking of Vegas bro's. **Thomas** (00:09:06:09 - 00:09:07:12): Yeah. **Chip** (00:09:07:14 - 00:09:18:13): I've met your parents, and they are, just a couple of Vegas strip high rollers party animals. I've seen them both arrested many times. **Thomas** (00:09:18:13 - 00:09:31:10): One of the reasons I'm very excited about this is, Hawaii is the last state my parents, haven't been arrested in, so this will be a really nice opportunity. They have never been to Hawaii before. Chip. **Chip** (00:09:31:11 - 00:09:47:03): See, there's a lot of. So if you're out there thinking you're like, I can't go to. I have never been away yet. Either way, this is a great Tommy over here. Thomas O'Brien has been many a time. I think he's become quite the expert on the islands. So I'm going to be experienced. Just come experience it with me. That's what we're doing. Then I'm going to do a comedy show. You don't have to do anything. You just have to come and watch the comedy show. **Thomas** (00:09:51:10 - 00:09:51:19): Yeah. **Chip** (00:09:51:20 - 00:09:52:18): I'm so excited. **Thomas** (00:09:53:00 - 00:10:14:21): Now, the only thing keeping you from being there is buying a ticket, getting a hotel room and just coming out. Yeah. The earlier you do it, the more reasonable the prices are going to be. Or the more options are going to be available on the higher end. But it I don't know, I, I wouldn't say I'm an expert on Hawaii, but I am an expert in understanding, like what it takes to get there. And you just got to do it. The weather's going to be absolute garbage, probably wherever you're at. Yeah, come on out to Paradise. You got some time off. You probably got a couple of days off. Chip's going to be ripping a brand new hour. Yeah. And, if you can't get YouTube to work, if you can't see chips and trees, move closer. If there's a barrier that's keeping you from doing that, you can go see that new in new live and in person. Just buy a ticket, come on out. Have a tiki drink and watch Chip rip. **Chip** (00:10:50:11 - 00:11:07:21): I'm so excited by the way I ran the hour. I was nervous, you know, you're nervous about. I did my I was very proud of the my my special. We released last year that you edited and produced Thomas and then you're like, is that is the will dry? And then I'm like, I'm coming up on six months now. Less to go to who I really want to do a whole new hour. That's like, I'm going to have to rely on a lot of this move closer material. And then I just ran it and I'm like, oh, I got a bunch of new stuff. It's it's it's still getting there. But it's like I think it's in a really it's getting to tighter place. And then when you actually see it all together, you're like, okay, this is a new hour's worth of material that I'm I'm pretty excited about. I have, I have some fun, some fun topics I want to talk about. **Thomas** (00:11:31:11 - 00:11:34:07): Oh, I love it when you do the Fun Topics shop. **Chip** (00:11:34:12 - 00:11:42:05): I'm gonna do some sad topics, too. Let's. I want to get people sad. I want to make it a one man show situation. I want people to cry in Hawaii. **Thomas** (00:11:42:07 - 00:11:44:23): No. Not stand up dramedy. **Chip** (00:11:45:01 - 00:11:50:09): I think. I think it's what it's going to be. It's going to be the bare but in standup form. **Thomas** (00:11:50:11 - 00:11:52:01): Still technically a comedy. **Chip** (00:11:52:01 - 00:12:12:21): By the way. If I could do another plug. Well, I was plug in. Yeah. For any Philly people, I am going to be, running part of that hour that basically that hour in Philadelphia at next in line comedy club next Friday. If this is coming out able to come out to be this Friday, July 18th, the 18th of July next in line comedy in Philadelphia, come out and check it out. That show should be fun. **Thomas** (00:12:14:00 - 00:12:15:06): They lesbian fellowship. **Chip** (00:12:15:08 - 00:12:17:01): It would be awkward if they hated me in Philly. **Thomas** (00:12:17:07 - 00:12:18:13): It'd be sad. **Chip** (00:12:18:15 - 00:12:21:13): Yeah. And that's what part of my jokes are about. **Thomas** (00:12:21:15 - 00:12:30:15): Yeah, just about everybody in the audience you presume hates you. That's a real get up there first thing you want to, expose how you're a victim. **Chip** (00:12:30:15 - 00:12:32:21): I think that's that's the way to go. That's the way to roll with it. **Thomas** (00:12:32:21 - 00:12:40:18): I don't know if you've noticed. We haven't talked about it yet, but do you see this shirt, buddy? **Chip** (00:12:40:20 - 00:12:44:21): It it is literally the most gorgeous shirt I've ever seen. **Thomas** (00:12:44:23 - 00:12:47:05): I, I I completely agree. **Chip** (00:12:47:07 - 00:12:53:15): So for those of you watching at home and if I'm seeing it correctly, is it, is it black and white? Is that what we're looking at? **Thomas** (00:12:53:15 - 00:12:54:21): No, we've got a Navy. **Chip** (00:12:54:21 - 00:12:56:04): I believe it's a navy. **Thomas** (00:12:56:04 - 00:12:57:01): And a white. **Chip** (00:12:57:03 - 00:13:08:11): I see some I see some barrels there. I see some die. Or probably turtles, actually, sea turtles floating around. It is a gorgeous, gorgeous watcher. **Thomas** (00:13:08:12 - 00:13:27:12): Yeah, I talked about it last week. Big fun shirt. Kyle. I got this custom made for me, man. It was a really easy, fun experience. Picked out the fabric I wanted, the size I wanted. And then they went and made somebody made it by hand. You can really tell. Like, it is expertly made. It's lined. **Chip** (00:13:27:12 - 00:13:34:09): Up. The pocket is like, it's it's, you know, it's a breast pocket. But even that is lined up with the material. **Thomas** (00:13:34:11 - 00:13:50:23): Well, the pocket, but also like the buttons where the, where the fabric comes together, the buttons. That's a seamless AC match on the fabric. And I think that's what you get. I think that's what you get when you go with big fun, shirt company and have a real artesian make that shirt. **Chip** (00:13:50:23 - 00:13:57:23): I would ask you to stand up and turn around and show me. But, Sunburn Air has told me that it's very frowned upon. **Thomas** (00:13:57:23 - 00:14:18:06): Not allowed to ask people to twirl anymore, you know? But, yeah, we talked about it. There was the level of Hawaiian shirts we've been getting into Hawaiians. There's the thrift level where you can find a lot of interesting things. There's kind of the mid-level like chains. There's the Tommy Bahamas and then of the world, and then there's the full on, you know, kind of kind of custom made. **Chip** (00:14:18:06 - 00:14:19:06): Custom made where. **Thomas** (00:14:19:07 - 00:14:23:03): We're exploring all the levels. But I'm telling you right now, Chip, this level is very nice. **Chip** (00:14:23:03 - 00:14:23:17): How's it feel? **Thomas** (00:14:23:17 - 00:14:32:04): It feels unbelievable. Yeah. Feels unbelievable. Like there's, you know, there's some care instructions that come with it. Like, you got to wash it. **Chip** (00:14:32:05 - 00:14:35:14): I'm going to be honest, Thomas. And, this is a little adult secret. **Thomas** (00:14:35:18 - 00:14:36:02): Yeah. **Chip** (00:14:36:02 - 00:14:39:09): You should honestly wash all of your shirts. **Thomas** (00:14:39:11 - 00:14:42:05): I mean, like like, who's got that kind of time chat? **Chip** (00:14:42:07 - 00:14:46:00): I guess we don't I you're busy. Busy, man. You're busy. Podcaster. **Thomas** (00:14:46:00 - 00:14:51:11): When I do curse, I wash my mouth out with soap. And a lot of that soap does get on the shirts. **Chip** (00:14:51:11 - 00:14:54:15): So it does get down. It just kind of drips on down. And it's called. **Thomas** (00:14:54:15 - 00:14:59:09): Trickle down economics chat. And it works every time. **Chip** (00:14:59:14 - 00:15:02:07): But it is a beautiful shirt. If I, if I may say thanks man. **Thomas** (00:15:02:08 - 00:15:08:09): Yeah. No I'm, I'm really thrilled about it. I think I think there might be a couple of more in the near future, but nice. **Chip** (00:15:08:09 - 00:15:15:21): Yeah. I'm I'm definitely I have to I now that I'm seeing this, I'm. I'm sending away, I'm ordering a shirt right now. **Thomas** (00:15:15:23 - 00:15:21:00): Speaking of sweet surprises arriving in the mail. **Chip** (00:15:21:02 - 00:15:21:22): Yeah. **Thomas** (00:15:21:23 - 00:15:24:11): I do have a surprise for you. **Chip** (00:15:24:13 - 00:15:25:02): Oh. **Thomas** (00:15:25:04 - 00:15:34:08): And, I think because we would never capture the reaction in real life, we're going to tell you about it right now. **Chip** (00:15:34:10 - 00:15:36:10): This is a sunburn exclusive as well. **Thomas** (00:15:36:11 - 00:16:07:15): Yeah. It's a you have no idea what's coming on because I it's something I did, last night when the fireworks woke me up. And I couldn't get back to sleep. I ordered each one. It'll be showing up at your doorstep. I got you and myself 20, 25 copies of are religious texts. The Good Book, the Guinness Book of World Records, 2025, hardcover. Showing up at your house tomorrow, but no. Yep. **Chip** (00:16:11:18 - 00:16:20:12): Okay. You just set the record for the greatest gift ever. Yeah. We were talking about the Guinness Book of World Records. It's like my favorite thing. Yeah. **Thomas** (00:16:20:14 - 00:16:22:02): We both loved it when we were kids. **Chip** (00:16:22:07 - 00:16:33:03): I haven't touched it in forever. I'm so excited. I'm so glad those Los Angeles fireworks woke you up in the middle of the night. You're just like, Like I got up and peed. That's what I did. **Thomas** (00:16:33:07 - 00:16:34:01): Yeah, you. **Chip** (00:16:34:01 - 00:16:51:18): Got up and purchased a great. Just a what a what a birthday gift. It's not even my birthday, and I love it. I, I think this is what we do. I think, okay, next week, once I get it, you're going to pick our favorite record. We're going to go through the text. You pick your favorite, I'll take my favorite. And I think we share it next week. **Thomas** (00:16:53:14 - 00:16:58:13): Yeah. And we're still also like we're still looking for a potential record to break before Hawaii. Yeah. **Chip** (00:16:58:15 - 00:17:01:15): Dude, thank you so much. I'm I am so excited about this. **Thomas** (00:17:01:16 - 00:17:12:04): They popped into my mind. We've been talking about it. I was like, let's go. Also, you know, it's Prime Day this week, I think, or Prime Week, whatever it is now. Yeah, it's always prime time, baby. **Chip** (00:17:12:04 - 00:17:12:22): It's prime time. **Thomas** (00:17:12:22 - 00:17:17:20): Oh, that. But, yeah, quite the sale on the hardcover, so. **Chip** (00:17:17:21 - 00:17:19:02): Oh, my God, I'm so excited. **Thomas** (00:17:19:02 - 00:17:27:13): We're going all in. We're going to have the current one and, yeah, we'll flip through it. We're it's it is our religious tag. We call it the Good Book. **Chip** (00:17:27:13 - 00:17:40:12): We we do. It's it's how we live our lives. It's how we model lives, how we treat others. It is it is our text. Okay. Here's my thing. Somebody. **Thomas** (00:17:40:18 - 00:17:41:22): Yep. **Chip** (00:17:42:00 - 00:17:49:18): I know it's a lot of robots and I over there, but somebody at Amazon, received your order, and it has to fill it or. **Thomas** (00:17:49:20 - 00:17:50:18): Yeah. **Chip** (00:17:50:20 - 00:18:02:11): You know, whatever it is, transfer it, whatever it is. Somebody saw that a because they, you know, Amazon knows everything about you, right? Yeah. They have your info. Yeah. They know that you have a beautiful new shirt. **Thomas** (00:18:02:13 - 00:18:03:10): Yeah. **Chip** (00:18:03:12 - 00:18:17:01): They know everything about you. They know that a man in his 40s purchased not one, but two copies of the Guinness Book of World Records. At three in the morning. **Thomas** (00:18:17:01 - 00:18:17:15): Yep. **Chip** (00:18:17:17 - 00:18:18:22): On a Monday. **Thomas** (00:18:19:00 - 00:18:22:04): Yeah. They do know that information. **Chip** (00:18:22:04 - 00:18:30:18): Like there's there's a red flag at, at at one of those giant Amazon facilities right now. Like a literal red flag has gone up. **Thomas** (00:18:30:23 - 00:18:31:12): Yeah. **Chip** (00:18:31:13 - 00:18:32:11): Over your name. **Thomas** (00:18:32:11 - 00:18:33:22): What do you think the concern is? **Chip** (00:18:33:22 - 00:18:56:15): It's like this man is not sleeping. He's at the end of his rope. Yeah, he's going to set a record. And the record is going to be by doing something with one of the Guinness Book of World Records. So he needs another cop. Like you were going to eat the Guinness Book of World Records, a copy, a hard copy of his book of World Records in record time. So you have to keep the other copy, or he's like, I am going to lodge a hard copy of the Guinness Book of World Records 2025, into my body. Somehow, and I still need another copy in case this one fails. **Thomas** (00:19:14:10 - 00:19:17:06): Yeah. And and I need it to be in Philadelphia. **Chip** (00:19:17:07 - 00:19:42:19): Yeah. You're sending it to Philadelphia like this? I think this is maybe how? Like, the FBI started tracking down David Koresh. Do you. I'm talking about. Yeah, like it was. He was in Waco, Texas. He bought a copy of. Oh, the Places You'll Go. He bought, like, five copies, you know, now and again, the internet wasn't really a thing back that so like. But they tracked his credit card usage. Maybe. You know what I mean. **Thomas** (00:19:46:03 - 00:20:06:13): I think a great way to track down a burgeoning cult in Texas is to look for an ATV order over, over to, you know, if you're buying three ATVs at a clip on one credit card, that's for the commune, that's for that's for a cult house. You need to get around the property, you know. **Chip** (00:20:06:17 - 00:20:17:03): Yeah, I need it's like. All right, I need four ATVs. Seven cloaks. Yeah. And five pallets of powdered milk. **Thomas** (00:20:17:05 - 00:20:17:18): Yeah. **Chip** (00:20:17:19 - 00:20:18:07): A boy's. **Thomas** (00:20:18:12 - 00:20:19:04): Some. **Chip** (00:20:19:06 - 00:20:26:10): New cult. New cult in town. New cults here. I need six electric guitars. **Thomas** (00:20:26:16 - 00:20:27:18): **Chip** (00:20:27:20 - 00:20:29:11): Seven M16s. **Thomas** (00:20:29:15 - 00:20:31:12): Yep. **Chip** (00:20:31:14 - 00:20:43:18): And five cases of cans of Dinty Moore stew. We got a new religious sect, guys. Got a new religious sect? **Thomas** (00:20:43:21 - 00:20:45:16): Yeah, that's a that's a hearty stew. **Chip** (00:20:45:17 - 00:21:13:16): I think you have to throw them off somehow. I think that's what it is with a. Yeah, you're like, all right, we need. 40 boxes of 22 shells. I don't even know if that's a real thing. I don't know, cause I'm just, say 22 shells. That's whatever we need. Two flamethrowers. A DVD box set of season three of Will and Grace. **Thomas** (00:21:13:18 - 00:21:15:10): Right. **Chip** (00:21:15:12 - 00:21:22:12): And some Twinkies. Do you know anything? Like, just you need something just to throw them off? Just a little bit, like. Oh, they're watching Willy. Great. They're fine. **Thomas** (00:21:22:12 - 00:21:31:02): The big pack, the bulk pack of illegal pads. Yeah I think that's going to throw everybody. It's going to be like, oh the this is boring. **Chip** (00:21:31:07 - 00:21:35:14): Unless he's writing his sermon on it. When? Now that can be fired right there. **Thomas** (00:21:35:17 - 00:21:38:02): Yeah. Manifesto time. **Chip** (00:21:38:04 - 00:21:44:09): Yeah. Legal pad kind of to me says manifesto a little bit. All right. I'm gonna push back on you, Thomas. **Thomas** (00:21:44:14 - 00:21:44:23): Okay. **Chip** (00:21:44:23 - 00:21:51:06): I think if it's something else, if it's just general clerical supplies, paper clips, rubber bands. **Thomas** (00:21:51:08 - 00:21:51:16): Yeah. **Chip** (00:21:51:16 - 00:22:04:12): Sticky notes. Yeah. Boring. A gross quantity of legal pads. Yeah. You are. You were talking about how the government has been sent from Satan. **Thomas** (00:22:04:12 - 00:22:09:03): And you're not going to let it be, captured digitally. You're putting on the pad. I get. **Chip** (00:22:09:03 - 00:22:13:21): It. Somebody has had to have written a manifesto just on sticky notes. **Thomas** (00:22:13:23 - 00:22:15:16): Oh, yeah. **Chip** (00:22:15:18 - 00:22:21:08): I mean, can you imagine that? Just like. I mean, when we're setting up, when we're doing, like, a TV show, like we're putting together the pads. **Thomas** (00:22:21:12 - 00:22:22:17): Yeah, we got a lot of cards. **Chip** (00:22:22:23 - 00:22:44:13): And it does look crazy, but it's. Yeah. Somebody only has somebody like, I know who the five families that run our banks are, but I only got these sticky notes. I'm to go and like, they're all, like, cute sticky notes. Like, they're like the the honeydew list ones or whatever. And he's like, I got to get this out. I got to write about the Rothschilds, even though it says from the desk of curly from The Three Stooges. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I have to write this down. **Thomas** (00:22:53:02 - 00:23:06:16): They just like the functionality that they like the functionality of the sticky. They like its ability to just, rip it and stick it. But there is very serious dark contents on those sticky notes. **Chip** (00:23:06:16 - 00:23:09:18): In just very playful, colorful sticky notes. Hey. **Thomas** (00:23:09:22 - 00:23:14:10): Yeah. Detailing horrific, horrific things. **Chip** (00:23:14:12 - 00:23:16:19): I'll tell you what's not a cult, though. **Thomas** (00:23:16:21 - 00:23:20:13): Yeah. You know what I've been wondering? What's not a cult? **Chip** (00:23:20:15 - 00:23:26:11): The fact that we are trying to bring a large group of people out to Hawaii this Thanksgiving. **Thomas** (00:23:26:16 - 00:23:28:06): Yeah, it's not a cult. **Chip** (00:23:28:08 - 00:23:51:01): It's definitely not. It's definitely not a cult. Where when you get to the island, when you land, when you get your lay and you get to the hotel, we are not going to try to convince you to give us your life savings, your Social Security number, and take away your possessions and send you to a unit in the middle of the island. We we are we are not planning to do that. **Thomas** (00:23:53:14 - 00:24:10:11): We're also not preying on people who may have compromised, family scenarios. Like maybe people who don't have anyone to spend the holidays with or have such a dysfunctional relationship with a family that they don't want to spend the holidays with them. We're definitely not preying on those types of people to start a cult. **Chip** (00:24:10:13 - 00:24:14:22): Having said that again, remember I'm your Aunt Linda now. **Thomas** (00:24:15:00 - 00:24:20:04): Yeah, blood relatives after the ceremony, at least. **Chip** (00:24:20:06 - 00:24:35:21): Yeah. Speaking of blood relatives, we're all going to be relatives after Tuesday night at midnight. Wink. I didn't even I didn't even wink. Thomas. I just said the word. That's how serious I am about the blood relatives ceremony on Tuesday night. **Thomas** (00:24:35:23 - 00:24:37:06): It's going to be. Yeah, it's going to be. **Chip** (00:24:37:08 - 00:24:45:14): One night before tip changes for Thanksgiving. A Paradise at the, Blue Note Jazz Club in Waikiki. **Thomas** (00:24:45:16 - 00:24:56:17): It's, it's going to be a lot of fun. I hope we're not tainting this and making it seem weird. Chip. Please still come. Please still come. It's not a cult. **Chip** (00:24:56:19 - 00:24:59:18): If it was a telecom, it's not. We're not. We're. This is not a cult. We're. **Thomas** (00:24:59:19 - 00:25:06:20): If we were starting a cult, we're pretty straight shooters. I think we tell them, right? We tell you? **Chip** (00:25:06:22 - 00:25:27:07): Yeah, I think so. Hey, guys. Hey, guys. We're starting a cult. Anybody would join our cult. We got a cold over here. Tuesday night's going to be a lot of fun. It's bowling night, but we are going to sit in a dark basement. I will read from my scripture, and you all sit quietly for the duration, which usually is about 7 to 8 hours. And then we will do some ceremonial crying together. We're starting a cult. **Thomas** (00:25:31:19 - 00:25:35:11): Do you said that you want your new pronoun to be lord of all? **Chip** (00:25:35:12 - 00:25:36:07): Yes, Lord of all. **Thomas** (00:25:36:07 - 00:25:39:13): Aunt Linda, Lord of all. **Chip** (00:25:39:15 - 00:25:55:08): Lord of all is my father's name. Please call me Chip like I make it. I make it sound like I am easygoing. Oh, and by the way, have you given your tithing today? Oh, you haven't time to get back to the blood ceremony. **Thomas** (00:25:55:09 - 00:26:15:10): But in all seriousness, Chip and I have spent a lot of money to make this happen, so, we're not starting a cult. We're just trying to have a really good time, and we think you should join us. Because it's going to be a lot of fun. But, buddy, I think, this is going to be a little bit of a dark episode. Yeah. Because the next thing I have on my list is a murderous tiki drink. **Chip** (00:26:21:22 - 00:26:30:13): Yeah, I'm pulling it up right now. Apologies for getting on my phone. I'm not texting. I'm just. I'm on my cult app. It's just a it's an organizational app that I have when you're basically when you're setting up a cult, it just has all of the to do list things. It's it's like digital sticky notes to be honest. **Thomas** (00:26:42:00 - 00:26:45:13): I makes it so easy to start a cult. Anybody can do it now, one. **Chip** (00:26:45:13 - 00:27:06:01): Hundred percent all seriousness, right now, we are not starting a cult out in Hawaii. But if you're out there and you want to start a cult, I mean, maybe your maybe you, could convince us to join your cult. Do you know what I mean? Like, maybe we'll get roped into one of the people's cults that come to see to see me do stand up. Yeah, maybe they are going to, you know, they are a cult leader. Hopeful. **Thomas** (00:27:10:10 - 00:27:11:01): Yeah. **Chip** (00:27:11:03 - 00:27:22:18): Maybe we'll get us to join you. Never. You never know. You never know how a cult starts to like. That's the thing. It's like, hey, maybe we just can have a great time in the sun. Maybe one of you is going to start a cult and bring us into it. Yeah. **Thomas** (00:27:22:19 - 00:27:27:03): No, I mean, we're we're available. We're not really in any other groups. **Chip** (00:27:27:05 - 00:27:37:17): Nope. No, I was I was, asked to leave my, my, my Tuesday night, rollerblading group. I don't want to talk about it. I don't talk about why. **Thomas** (00:27:37:19 - 00:27:40:16): God, chef, that's tough. Right in the middle of summer. **Chip** (00:27:40:18 - 00:27:46:19): Yeah, right in the middle. That's all that, rollerblade season. It really is. Yeah. **Thomas** (00:27:46:20 - 00:27:48:01): Was it the flatulence? **Chip** (00:27:48:04 - 00:28:09:22): Let's just say you have to wear roller blades. They didn't say anything about wearing anything else, right? Nothing in the bylaws say that. It's all I'm going to say. Right. All right, so last week we were talking about, being at Tiki Bar, our, our great tiki bar tour of New York City. We hit those three so much fun. It was just such a great energy. Yeah, I loved it. We had a great time. And then I had had made a thing of like, I think if you are a bar, you should lean into the tiki theme, because who who's going to get in a fistfight in a tiki bar? It holding, you know, a fun, silly drink with some fruit and a pint and a pineapple garnish and umbrella in it like nobody's going to get in a fight. You're it's just good vibes. That's what we want. So why not have a tiki bar? Because, you know, you're not getting to those bar fights. Then, I will. **Thomas** (00:28:42:19 - 00:28:57:21): Pause for one second. I will say numerous comments. Yes, in, numerous comments on that specific piece about people, detailing aggressive fights. They've been in a tiki bar, tiki bars. **Chip** (00:28:57:23 - 00:29:01:03): So, I stand corrected. Yeah. **Thomas** (00:29:01:05 - 00:29:20:16): Apparently you apparently fairly a lot of rumbles happen to these tiki things. That's not our vibe. That's not what we like out there. And we've never seen it before. But we do stand corrected. That is not. That is not the answer to having a nonviolent drinking encounter is just simply putting it in a fun mug. **Chip** (00:29:20:18 - 00:29:44:12): Yeah, so I guess so. Apologies. If you if you are a bar owner and you changed your entire theme over to a tiki bar, just this past week, just know that there will still be fist fistfights. Yeah. But I did. I did get it. I did get a message from, my buddy, very funny comedian Sean Preston, who also is, co-host of the Night Moves podcast, which I was on recently. I don't think the episode's out yet, but, that should be coming with, at least some other funny, very funny, comics Lou Missingno and Tyler Rothrock. But Sean, sent me this. He's like, oh, you think that, tiki drinks are nice and peaceful? He sent me this screenshot from the good people at Wikipedia about the Navy grog and so I'm just going to read some. I'm just going to read this. This is the Wikipedia article, from the Navy Grog. The Navy grog was a popular rum based drink. So by the way, it says it was a popular rum based drink. Which leads me to believe that was it outlawed in all 50 states? I'm going to research that for the next episode. Was is always. That's because that's sometimes when, whenever I look like to see like if, if a celebrity's still alive. **Thomas** (00:30:33:23 - 00:30:34:16): Yeah. **Chip** (00:30:34:18 - 00:30:36:22): You know, like it's like, yeah. **Thomas** (00:30:37:00 - 00:30:39:04): You look for the tense shift. **Chip** (00:30:39:06 - 00:30:59:22): Exactly. Tony Randall was an American there. Oh, sorry. Tony Randall, I guess, you know, you know, so I was I thought that was very interesting. Okay, so here we go. The Navy Grog was a popular rum based drink served for many years at the Polynesian themed Don the Beachcomber. Restaurants. It is served in I'll get baby because maybe John the Beachcomber restaurants aren't. Well, well, I'll go to the botanist. We'll research it more for next time. So, the Navy Grog was a popular rum based drink served for many years in the Polynesian themed Don the Beachcomber restaurants. It is still served, so there we go. It is still served in many tiki restaurants and bars. First created by Don beach, who almost single handedly originated the tiki culture fad of the 1940s in 1950s, it was one of dozens of rum concoctions that he and later Trader Vic and numerous other imitators sold in exotic tropical settings not quite as potent as The Beachcombers more famous zombie, which we were at the Zombie Hut. Yeah, it was nevertheless shown on the menu as being limited to two or sometimes three to a customer. So you can go in and have six Navy Grog's. That's a bad night. Can't do it. **Thomas** (00:31:48:23 - 00:31:50:04): That's not going to happen. **Chip** (00:31:50:09 - 00:32:23:04): That's how stirring is. Now here's where it gets interesting. Reportedly, Phil Spector not necessarily a burnt one now. Legendary record producer. Yeah, creator of the Wall of Sound I mean, just genius, but also had a couple brushes with the law. Reportedly, Phil Spector consumed at least two Trader Vic's Navy grog's at the Beverly Hilton restaurant without eating any food the night he later killed actress Lana Clarkson. **Thomas** (00:32:23:06 - 00:32:24:19): My goodness. **Chip** (00:32:24:21 - 00:32:33:18): So Phil Spector, the Wall of Sound, man. Yeah, had two Trader Vic's Navy grog's. **Thomas** (00:32:33:19 - 00:32:34:03): **Chip** (00:32:34:03 - 00:32:40:04): Very tropical tiki drink, on an empty stomach. That was his. That was his first problem there. **Thomas** (00:32:40:05 - 00:32:41:05): He got a line at. **Chip** (00:32:41:07 - 00:33:05:08): And that was the night that he, unfortunately, led to some, tragedy. And so I want to rescind. And thank you, Sean Preston and all the other commenters. I want to rescind my idea that the tiki bar, format will definitely take away the violence from your establishment. I think it helps. **Thomas** (00:33:05:08 - 00:33:12:03): No, I think it helps in to like our point, to our, our last week selves. Point? **Chip** (00:33:12:05 - 00:33:12:10): Yeah. **Thomas** (00:33:12:11 - 00:33:15:19): He he didn't kill her at that restaurant. **Chip** (00:33:15:19 - 00:33:17:14): No, it was hours later. **Thomas** (00:33:17:14 - 00:33:25:08): He was able to leave that restaurant on his own volition. And maybe he already had a murderous rage boiling inside of him. I mean. **Chip** (00:33:25:08 - 00:33:44:21): We all know that about. We all know that about Phil Spector. Long history of murderous rage for many years. Yeah, he's what I think he pulled. I want to say I think it was the Ramones. I think he recorded Ramones album, Pulled a Gun on them in the studio. I mean, he basically kept his wife just, hostage basically for years. He. I think he's the one and I, I, I talked about this on my old Rock and roll podcast years ago, and it was, I think he surprised his then wife, who he was basically keeping captive at his compound. He surprised her for Christmas by get. I want to say. And I could be wrong about this. So in the comments, I will look this up. I apologize for Chris's when he got her twin boys. Twin baby boys I think was his like. **Thomas** (00:34:14:20 - 00:34:17:02): Human human baby boys. **Chip** (00:34:17:04 - 00:34:18:11): Human baby boys. Yeah. **Thomas** (00:34:18:11 - 00:34:21:09): How he bought some babies. **Chip** (00:34:21:11 - 00:34:33:11): I mean, he's Phil Spector. You get babies, whatever you want. If you did, B if you did B, my baby, you can get a baby. That's that's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah. **Thomas** (00:34:33:13 - 00:34:39:16): But so he, he brings home and, God, not just any babies. Twins. **Chip** (00:34:39:18 - 00:34:42:06): Okay. Again, I think that's the case. **Thomas** (00:34:42:06 - 00:34:46:07): So I have so many questions. And you are tiptoeing around the fact that. **Chip** (00:34:46:09 - 00:35:03:16): By the way, I just tried to Google it and and it and it's like when you type in, like, Phil Spector Christmas gift bit. And it was just like, it just shows up a Christmas gift for you from Phil Spector, which is like, an amazing Christmas album because that's the man contains multitudes. **Thomas** (00:35:03:16 - 00:35:08:01): If he. Yeah. No, he contains that. Yeah. Contains of all of Jude's. **Chip** (00:35:08:02 - 00:35:11:23): The one thing he should have contained was two navy frogs on an empty stomach. **Thomas** (00:35:12:04 - 00:35:30:07): Absolutely. But I do love that. Like, if you are so famous for writing songs, you can you can, like, write a hit song that sounds vaguely close, uses a lot of keywords from your crime, and then that's the first thing that comes up. Yeah, when people Google you, it's like. **Chip** (00:35:30:09 - 00:35:32:15): I killed you with kindness on the grass. **Thomas** (00:35:32:16 - 00:35:47:00): Yeah. And then it's just like, Phil Spector's, murder on the dance floor or murdering the dance floor. Like, you can just put a positive spin on it, and really get it up there in those search rankings. **Chip** (00:35:47:01 - 00:36:10:07): Yeah. That's why, my first hit single was No Pants at the Cinnabon. Everybody love my my hit dance song. 2014. No pants at the Cinnabon. No, it was a wild, wild hit in Western Europe. Belgium. Netherlands, Denmark. That's what comes. That's what comes up. If you type in Chantry, no pants at the Cinnabon. **Thomas** (00:36:10:07 - 00:36:12:21): It's a work of art. It's not a rap sheet. **Chip** (00:36:12:22 - 00:36:26:09): It is not there. There was a rap section I did. I did rap a few bars. Oh. No pants at the center. But I love it. And then I was. And then let's just say a little later, I was behind a few bars. But that has been buried because I know two things I know about Thomas. I know how to write a hit dance song, and I know about SEO. Those are the two things you need to know. In this day and age. And I'm. I'm one step ahead. I. **Thomas** (00:36:44:01 - 00:36:58:19): Yeah, I'm you're definitely. I looks to you for a lot of technical technology now, just to see what Chip's doing. Does Philadelphia have one of those fun mugshot websites? **Chip** (00:36:58:19 - 00:37:02:23): I don't know, I would assume, so I should I should know that. **Thomas** (00:37:03:03 - 00:37:23:04): I think a lot of places do have them. They just throw everybody that comes up, gets a website, somebody puts them on, there are a picture, somebody puts it on the website. It is like, wow, what a moment to have captured for everybody to see for the rest of history. We are really making sure that people's biggest mistakes are there forever. **Chip** (00:37:23:06 - 00:37:39:05): I, and I'm not going to I'm not going to ask you this question. I could put you on the spot, so don't answer this. So I'm not asking, but I've never been officially arrested. Never. Never, like, never had the mugshot. Like, that's got to be it has to be a choice when you're going in to get your mugshot and let's. **Thomas** (00:37:39:10 - 00:37:40:02): Yeah. **Chip** (00:37:40:04 - 00:37:59:21): Let's get some people in the comments here. Are you going to smile? Because it's like I get a little nervous, even when I just had to get my my driver's license right. And it's like, the guy's like, you can smile if you want. You don't have to. And I just I usually go right down the barrel. Yeah, give him the old baby Hazel's and just, you know, I don't I stonewall them like, no emotion, no affect. Like, here's who I would if I'm arrested. It's like, do I give them a little smile, a little reassuring smile. Like, yeah, I think if I could, if they allow me to, I just do the, What? Who, me? Like that. **Thomas** (00:38:13:18 - 00:38:14:15): The home alone. **Chip** (00:38:14:20 - 00:38:28:01): The home alone. Yeah. Like that. Or. Or maybe like a Shirley Temple. Like I'm like, with my fingers. Like into my dimples. They're maybe, like, just like that. Like, I think if if the judge and jury sees my mugshot, they're like, this guy didn't do it. Look, he's he little scamp. **Thomas** (00:38:28:01 - 00:38:48:08): I think we should come up with a sunburnt, stance on this because I've never been arrested, never had a mugshot. Okay. If it did happen, I think, us and all the burnt ones out there should probably do a little smile. At the very least, let's try and lighten the mood. We are all about going on the positive side of whatever standing in front of us, and. **Chip** (00:38:48:08 - 00:38:51:18): We are not recommending that you do anything outside the confines. **Thomas** (00:38:51:21 - 00:38:59:08): No, but if you do, if you end up in that situation, let's throw a smile on in that picture. Yeah. Put a little sugar on it. You know, the. **Chip** (00:38:59:08 - 00:39:01:00): Sunburn will come out tomorrow. **Thomas** (00:39:01:01 - 00:39:06:14): Yeah. If you're a burnt one and you're taking a mug shot, throw a little smile, maybe a little wink. **Chip** (00:39:06:16 - 00:39:18:21): I would hope that a burnt one that gets arrested did something fun to get arrested. Not something violent or vicious or diabolical. **Thomas** (00:39:18:21 - 00:39:19:18): Yeah, we. **Chip** (00:39:19:18 - 00:39:27:00): Had too many navy dogs and pulled a prank. Not what happened with Mister Spector. You know what I'm saying? **Thomas** (00:39:27:04 - 00:39:34:15): Yeah, yeah, I think, yeah, it's going to be fun. Hopefully it's fun. And also, maybe it's an accident. **Chip** (00:39:34:16 - 00:39:36:04): Maybe it's mistaken identity. **Thomas** (00:39:36:04 - 00:39:54:05): Maybe there's somebody that looks exactly like you and dresses is exactly like you, but is a bad person. Maybe out there in the world, we probably all do have a other half. And if you are a good boy that means your other half is a bad bad boy. **Chip** (00:39:54:07 - 00:39:59:10): Bad bad boy. Yeah, yeah. And I consider myself a good boy. **Thomas** (00:39:59:12 - 00:40:11:07): Where we try to be the best boys. We are golden retriever in human beings. We've been told that our whole lives. And we just, like, splash around in the waves and pats on the back. **Chip** (00:40:11:09 - 00:40:15:15): Yeah, we do those little secret little scratches behind the ears. That's all we need. **Thomas** (00:40:15:21 - 00:40:19:13): Rather, we are. It's already about that time. Can you believe. **Chip** (00:40:21:11 - 00:40:34:12): It? Yeah. We're sailing. We had a couple other things to talk about, but it's just going to I. Okay, I now we just have something else for next week too. Like I'm so excited. I don't want to teach too much because I feel like we tease it and then we don't. We don't get to because we're just some fun. But I am very excited. First of all, thank you. I'm so excited for my Guinness Book of World Records show. **Thomas** (00:40:40:04 - 00:40:41:10): Yeah, yeah. **Chip** (00:40:41:12 - 00:40:58:01): And I think so. What I'm going to do is I'm going to pick at least one of my favorite records, and I'm going to I'm going to come ready to share it with you in the in the burnt ones. I think you should do the same. I am so I'm so excited about this. You at home. If you've a Guinness Book of World Records, look it up. Look up your favorite, record and let's talk about it next week. **Thomas** (00:41:01:12 - 00:41:11:21): I'm excited to see the advances that have been made and just, human beings pushing the boundaries. Like when I was a kid, it was like the longest fingernails were, like, six feet long. **Chip** (00:41:12:00 - 00:41:14:00): Now they have to be, like, a mile and a half. **Thomas** (00:41:14:01 - 00:41:23:08): It's got to be a mile and a half. It's got to be exponential growth. And a lot of these records, I would have to imagine humans are just getting so good at doing things. **Chip** (00:41:23:08 - 00:41:40:22): Yes. And it's like I haven't looked at one probably since I'm going to call it 1989. Maybe it was the last time I looked at one and it's I my big hope. I don't want to be disappointed. My big the first thing I'm going to do when I get that I rip it out of that package is I'm just smelling it. It better have that must see. Yeah, weird Guinness book smell. **Thomas** (00:41:45:23 - 00:41:57:06): I can't wait to peruse. I on purpose did. No checking around. I didn't want to look at any current records. Because I'm sure you can find a lot of this stuff via the internet these days. **Chip** (00:41:57:10 - 00:42:01:09): It's not fun that way. It's not. It's not fun. You have to do the work. You crack open a book every once to. **Thomas** (00:42:01:09 - 00:42:03:14): Crack open a book. It's the good book. **Chip** (00:42:03:15 - 00:42:05:04): It's our holy text. **Thomas** (00:42:05:06 - 00:42:15:11): For years and years to come. It's going to be a reminder to my daughter that in 2025, dad cared about what human beings were doing. Still. **Chip** (00:42:15:13 - 00:42:16:11): Yes he did. Yeah. **Thomas** (00:42:16:11 - 00:42:21:04): It's going to seem so quaint compared to what robots are doing when she is my age. **Chip** (00:42:21:05 - 00:42:25:01): Exactly, exactly. I will tell you this. If I am ever elected to office. **Thomas** (00:42:25:05 - 00:42:26:18): Okay? **Chip** (00:42:26:20 - 00:42:35:22): When I'm sworn in, I'll put my hand on the Guinness Book of Records and it will be this 2025 copy. It's like good, but the family copy? **Thomas** (00:42:36:00 - 00:42:58:07): Yeah. The family. The family book. Yeah. It's hard. It's it's hardcover. It's built to last. I'm excited about all of it. Another thing. I'm just going to just pop this out there. Yeah, we have long talked about and been concerned about the state of theatrical released comedy movies. **Chip** (00:42:58:12 - 00:43:00:16): Yeah. **Thomas** (00:43:00:18 - 00:43:27:20): We want there to be more of them. We want there to be that shared experience. We want people to show up ready to laugh. So we are we're committed to it. We're going to be just designating and some, some of the top cities or the bigger cities, specific screenings where burnt ones can go watch comedies together on opening weekend, give a little boost to the box office. Yeah, tell the penny pinchers in Hollywood what we want to see, but also have a good time at the theater with a fun group. Throw on the. **Chip** (00:43:36:02 - 00:43:36:20): Iron. **Thomas** (00:43:36:22 - 00:43:57:22): Yeah, throw on your Hawaiian show up to this screening on opening weekend. That's near you. Hopefully there'll be a bunch of other burnt ones. Maybe it's just you at first. Yeah, but we'll build it to something. There'll be a community of people that go and support these comedy movies. Because we think it would be fun. And it's something we honestly believe in. Like, I just we've talked about it before, but I remember being a tyke and going and seeing something about Mary at the theater and just the whole place rolling, laughing till I cried. **Chip** (00:44:09:15 - 00:44:25:01): Just I remember going, and I think we might have talked about this, but like, I remember going with some friends and just being blown away, and then two days later bringing other friends just so I could watch them watch the movie, like, that's. **Thomas** (00:44:25:01 - 00:44:25:08): Yeah. **Chip** (00:44:25:09 - 00:44:26:15): It was that shared experience. **Thomas** (00:44:26:17 - 00:44:33:20): But I think the next one coming up is the The New Naked Gun and Damnation. I. **Chip** (00:44:33:22 - 00:44:35:02): Bring in the comedy chops. **Thomas** (00:44:35:02 - 00:44:39:18): Liam Neeson, replacing replacing Leslie Nielsen. **Chip** (00:44:39:19 - 00:44:41:10): Yes. **Thomas** (00:44:41:12 - 00:44:48:08): What, what a weird name jumble that is. Trying to say those back to back. **Chip** (00:44:48:10 - 00:44:50:10): Nielsen. Leslie Nielsen. You know, **Thomas** (00:44:50:11 - 00:44:55:09): A lot of people are worried it's going to be a mess. Yeah, it might be a mess, but that's. **Chip** (00:44:55:14 - 00:44:57:04): Kind of the fun to discover. **Thomas** (00:44:57:04 - 00:45:19:13): That's the fun to discover and show up. And no matter what is, if you're with a bunch of other people looking to have a good time, you're going to have a good time. Yeah. So we'll be doing that. That'll be up on the website sunburnt podcast.com. We'll be designating, places people can go see that on opening weekend, as a group and, yeah. Anything else on you're on? Chip, I know you got the show on the 18th. **Chip** (00:45:22:23 - 00:45:30:03): Come see me on the 18th. This Sunday the 13th is the 40th anniversary of Live Aid. **Thomas** (00:45:30:05 - 00:45:30:15): Whoa. **Chip** (00:45:30:17 - 00:45:50:11): World worldwide concert in London, in Philadelphia in 1985. They are a bunch of artists in Philadelphia are recreating parts of it. They're not doing the full concert, but they're doing some highlights of it. It's going to be nice. Long concert at Union Transfer this Sunday, the 13th and 13th and 14th. I think it's 13th this Sunday. And, I am going to be hosting it. I'm one of the hosts of wow, I've made Philadelphia the 40th anniversary. Victor Fiorello and the Martha Martha Graham Cracker cabaret are sort of the, the running, the driving force behind it. And I'm going to be one of the hosts on stage. So come see that and then come see me on the 18th for next Friday, the 18th, at Next in line comedy club running that our, sneak preview in. It's going to be a lot different five months from now when we when I do it in Hawaii. But, getting it getting it up and running. **Thomas** (00:46:19:19 - 00:46:24:22): Workshop and seeing what works, seeing what can be tightened up, seeing what's just crushing already. **Chip** (00:46:25:03 - 00:46:25:10): Yeah. **Thomas** (00:46:25:10 - 00:46:37:10): This has been awesome. I had a lot of fun and and some podcast where we talk about comedy and tropical travel. Until next time, stay burnt. Front desk. **Chip** (00:46:37:15 - 00:46:43:00): Hi, this is Mr. Chantry in room 803. I was wondering what time the hot dog eating contest starts. **Thomas** (00:46:43:03 - 00:46:47:20): Oh, Mr. Chantry, I think you're mistaken. I don't think we have, we've never had a hot dog eating contest. **Chip** (00:46:48:02 - 00:46:50:07): Oh. I'm sorry. That's what I call brunch. **Thomas** (00:46:50:09 - 00:46:55:07): Oh, brunch starts at 730, and I'll let the staff know they should get ready to be impressed.