Beach Boys, World Record Tsunami & the 4-Nail Madman 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 26
1 hr 8 min
Episode 26
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About This Episode
Stuffed-crust banter, custom aloha drips, and the wildest “too-dangerous-to-print” Guinness feat you’ve ever heard. Chip & Thomas split coasts (Ocean City, NJ ↔️ SoCal) and still meet in the sweet spot where tropical travel and comedy high-five.
Why hit “Play”?
🌺 Big Fun Shirts Arrival — Chip unveils Hawaiian #7 (one for every day) and we go full aloha-obsessed.
🏖️ Two-Coast Beach Report — OCNJ dawn patrol vs. baby’s first Pacific splash (plus the cursed beach cart + “reverse tank-top” sunburn).
🎟️ Giveaway Alert — Subscribe to @SunburntPod because we’re gifting a custom Big Fun shirt soon via a YouTube Shorts and you wont want to miss the opportunity.
📺 Vacation Reality Shows — Chip pitches “Temptation Island” (with Otis Williams of The Temptations), “Project Runway” (literally building a runway), and more.
🌊 Nature’s Flex — The 1958 Alaska world record tsunami: a 1,719-ft monster moving ~100 mph.
🛠️ Sideshow Legend — Harley the “professional lunatic” and the record so extreme Guinness won’t publish it: a bed of only four nails.
🦃 Island Plans — Just over-100-day countdown to “Chip Chantry's Thanksgiving in Paradise”; where to buy official tickets (skip the third-party markups).
Hit play for SPF-level escapism: sunrise boardwalk bikes, South Bay baby waves, and Guinness-book chaos you’ll be quoting at the tiki bar.
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Chapters
00:00 Cold-Open: stuffed-crust pizza & “lactose intolerance (of the heart)”
01:36 What’s inside today: new shirts, two beaches, 10-year milestone, Guinness & Buffett
02:04 Ten-Year Anniversary of working together (origin story nod)
10:03 Why we love the “good book” + Buffett bits (and why they’re growing the show)
11:07 Big Fun Shirts Arrive — Chip hits Aloha #7 (Eureka, CA shout-out)
25:33 “We were Beach Boys” — both hosts hit the sand last week
30:19 Baby’s first beach & the cursed cart (South Bay parenting on hard mode)
32:32 The “reverse tank-top” sunburn & baby-slap aftermath
35:00 Toddler ocean joy → not wanting to leave the water
37:33 Ticket PSA — buy through our site or BlueNoteHawaii (avoid pricey resellers)
38:35 Vacation Reality Pitches begin
39:18 Pitch #1: “Temptation Island” (Otis Williams goes full paradise)
40:39 Pitch #2: “Project Runway” (child-star survival = build an airport runway)
43:12 Pitch #3: “Love Is Blind Rage” (airport-meltdown speed-dating)
45:14 Transition → Open the Good Book (Guinness time)
47:16 1,719-ft Alaska mega-tsunami @ 100 mph
57:50 Bed-of-nails physics 101 (weight distribution)
59:24 The “four-nail” feat — Guinness says “too dangerous to publish”
1:02:28 Buffett Facts finale & outro vibes
1:07:58 Front-Desk Button
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Episode Topics
sunburnt podcastcomedy podcasttropical comedyhawaii comedychip chantrythomas obrienvacation vibesburnt onesbeachboysworldrecordtsunaminailmadman
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